➝ microwave popcorn。

[andivide]

pairing: jonghyun/jinki
rating: pg-13 (one use of the word "shit", okay.)
word count: 2,514
summary: jinki speaks to microwaves and is briefly miss korea.
notes: mujyakina has dubbed this "microwave fic". i just can't even. also this was written on like, negative sleep. don't even judge, okay. and please alert me of any mistakes. :[ ♥

Comments

[andivide]

oh my god this comment is truly zhou mi. why are you like this. ♥♥♥♥♥ GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ENABLER and ducks can be affronted, haven't you ever met geese. they're like cousins or something and geese are bitches.

the hair kakjjHHHN.///.lasjk i can't handle it.

you will love jonghyun. it will be done. I SWEAR IT.

[andivide]

that will never die will it. ever. thank you so much for this. why are you so hat(e)ful. why. just why. you don't even get to be a duck or a cousin, you're like a turkey. NOT EVEN, YOU'RE A PIGEON what am i saying.

o ok.

[andivide]

no you cannot be a taemouse. you can be a liquid-filled snot fleshbag. i think this fits you well. :]

B|

i still love you. ♥

[andivide]

DO NOT EVEN.

o hay. ♥