Hats
The universe is infinitely old right? So logically, at some point, someone or something must have buried gold in my house. I've already begun pulling up floorboards and digging holes. Hopefully I'll also find a cool new weapon that I can trade to the government to be exempt from the law. It'll be old though, pretty close to infinitely old, so it'll have old technology- like a spear taped to a sword. Parry that, modern technology.
Speaking of war, I don't see why humans should be the only animals to go to war so often. Why don't different groups of ducks go to war with each other. I know what you're thinking, "but Andy, ducks would be inept killers at best and could hardly weild weapons or plan battles". Granted, but we could train the ducks to go to war. Then those lousy anti-human hippies with their "only humans kill for reasons other then food and safety" would be eating their words with a side of duck. Hopefully they wouldn't get the idea to turn on their human masters and destroy humanity-- though I can't think of one reason why they wouldn't. Humanity is small price to pay to prove a bunch of hippies wrong.
"I remember where I was when it [the moon landing] happened, I was on earth." - Scott Adams
Speaking of war, I don't see why humans should be the only animals to go to war so often. Why don't different groups of ducks go to war with each other. I know what you're thinking, "but Andy, ducks would be inept killers at best and could hardly weild weapons or plan battles". Granted, but we could train the ducks to go to war. Then those lousy anti-human hippies with their "only humans kill for reasons other then food and safety" would be eating their words with a side of duck. Hopefully they wouldn't get the idea to turn on their human masters and destroy humanity-- though I can't think of one reason why they wouldn't. Humanity is small price to pay to prove a bunch of hippies wrong.
"I remember where I was when it [the moon landing] happened, I was on earth." - Scott Adams