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Ok, awesome. SO I put kiki down for a nap shortly after lunch - Corbin had a PB sandwich, and I'd lef tit on the counter.
So I thought Kiki was asleep - she seemed asleep when i left the room. Then I hopped on the computer for some HC browsing. Corbin was in the computer room/his room with me playing with toys. He went out tog et some water and ran back telling me "MOMMY, Keilyn made a mess!"
SO of course I'm liek WTF she's supposed to be asleep, run out into the living room... and there is the baby, covered head to toe in peanut butter. I mean it, head to toe. She had a thick layer all the way through her head. I think the only place she didn't put peanut butter was on her back soley because she couldn't reach it.
I bathed her until she was non slimey... using dish soap to cut therough the oily feel of the peanut butter. She still reeks of peanut butter, but now she is REALLY asleep as she screamed bloody murder for the whole bath (I made her lay down in the water do I could wash her hair out easily, she hates that... and it took 10 minutes just to get it out of her hair.)
ARG.
This is one of those days where i am beyond selling her to gypsies, and seriously thicking about sitting her out on the curb.. Go child, make your way. You are going to put me into an early grave if you don't go.
But of course, I couldn't really :( I'm too soft.
So I thought Kiki was asleep - she seemed asleep when i left the room. Then I hopped on the computer for some HC browsing. Corbin was in the computer room/his room with me playing with toys. He went out tog et some water and ran back telling me "MOMMY, Keilyn made a mess!"
SO of course I'm liek WTF she's supposed to be asleep, run out into the living room... and there is the baby, covered head to toe in peanut butter. I mean it, head to toe. She had a thick layer all the way through her head. I think the only place she didn't put peanut butter was on her back soley because she couldn't reach it.
I bathed her until she was non slimey... using dish soap to cut therough the oily feel of the peanut butter. She still reeks of peanut butter, but now she is REALLY asleep as she screamed bloody murder for the whole bath (I made her lay down in the water do I could wash her hair out easily, she hates that... and it took 10 minutes just to get it out of her hair.)
ARG.
This is one of those days where i am beyond selling her to gypsies, and seriously thicking about sitting her out on the curb.. Go child, make your way. You are going to put me into an early grave if you don't go.
But of course, I couldn't really :( I'm too soft.