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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pulled abum's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I punched coloredskys in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October awalkinmyshoes and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (724 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
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