rappaccini's daughter
"My girlfriend is so beautiful that she has never had any kind of personality. People are always wildy glad to see her, even though she does little more than sit around and smoke. She's getting prettier too. Last time she left the house she caused six car crashes, two coronaries, about thirty domestic disputes and an estimated six hundred unwanted and embarassing erections. She seems quite indifferent to the havoc she causes. 'I'm going to the shop for cigarettes,' she'll say, yawning with that succulent, glossy mouth. 'I suppose you'd better call some ambulances or something.'"
-Dan Rhodes, Anthropology