Story Time for Erica!
Ok, so for all you other people out there feel free to read this but you probably wouldn't understand half of it.
So once upon a time in a jungle far, far away, there was a beautiful tiger who was in love with a cute little monkey! The only problem was that the cute little monkey was just getting over a break up with an ugly skunk. The beautiful tiger didn't know what to do about her problem so she requested the help of her close friend the brave lioness. Hehe! Anyway, the beautiful tiger told the lioness that she was in love with the cute little monkey and would love it if the lioness, since she was so brave, would ask the little monkey if there was any hope for the beautiful tiger and him to make jungle love. AHAAHAHAHAHAH! Back to the story. So the next day the lioness set out to find the monkey. When she did she noticed that the nasty little skunk was all over the poor cute little monkey. She immedeately scared the skunk off by showing her ferosious teeth and growling loudly. When she was sure that the icky little skunk was gone she asked the monkey what he thought of the beautiful tiger. He said that he thought that she was the most gorgeous thing on four legs that ever prowled the jungle dirt. This made the lioness very happy. She then further told the monkey that the tiger was in love with him too and that she really wanted to have crazy hot jungle love. Hehe! The monkey thought this over and then asked the lioness what he should do about it. The lioness reminded him that the beautiful tiger had a tournamet that she was going to fight in that day. They both decided that at the break in the middle of the game that the monkey would go out onto the middle of the feild and profess his undeing love for the tiger. So the time cane and the lioness pushed the monkey onto the feild to profess his love. Once he got out there her yelled out loud for all the crowd to here. "Beautiful tiger, I love you with all my little monkey heart! Will you be mine?" The tiger ran out from where she was resting and tackled him to the ground. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" And after that the rest is history. They lived happily ever after in their jungle of love!
So once upon a time in a jungle far, far away, there was a beautiful tiger who was in love with a cute little monkey! The only problem was that the cute little monkey was just getting over a break up with an ugly skunk. The beautiful tiger didn't know what to do about her problem so she requested the help of her close friend the brave lioness. Hehe! Anyway, the beautiful tiger told the lioness that she was in love with the cute little monkey and would love it if the lioness, since she was so brave, would ask the little monkey if there was any hope for the beautiful tiger and him to make jungle love. AHAAHAHAHAHAH! Back to the story. So the next day the lioness set out to find the monkey. When she did she noticed that the nasty little skunk was all over the poor cute little monkey. She immedeately scared the skunk off by showing her ferosious teeth and growling loudly. When she was sure that the icky little skunk was gone she asked the monkey what he thought of the beautiful tiger. He said that he thought that she was the most gorgeous thing on four legs that ever prowled the jungle dirt. This made the lioness very happy. She then further told the monkey that the tiger was in love with him too and that she really wanted to have crazy hot jungle love. Hehe! The monkey thought this over and then asked the lioness what he should do about it. The lioness reminded him that the beautiful tiger had a tournamet that she was going to fight in that day. They both decided that at the break in the middle of the game that the monkey would go out onto the middle of the feild and profess his undeing love for the tiger. So the time cane and the lioness pushed the monkey onto the feild to profess his love. Once he got out there her yelled out loud for all the crowd to here. "Beautiful tiger, I love you with all my little monkey heart! Will you be mine?" The tiger ran out from where she was resting and tackled him to the ground. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" And after that the rest is history. They lived happily ever after in their jungle of love!