FIC: GLEE: Blaine/Kurt - in want of (PG-13) 1/1

[andhopeto]

Title: in want of
Pairing: Blaine/Kurt
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,100
Summary: Misunderstandings, disagreements, and Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga. This wasn't exactly what Kurt had in mind for their weekend alone.
Notes: These are two very imperfect people. I'd just like you to keep that in mind. Established-relationship. This story has little angst,

Comments

[vampire_rogue]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKSS!!! I'M SO GLAD KLAINE HAS YOU WRITING MORE! AND THIS! THIS! I had a few things I wanted to flail over and then I got to the Blackhawks/Canucks part and BOOOOOOOOOO BLACKHAWKS! SMITE! SMITE! SMITE! AND, OMG, LOVES!!! And, dude, I can totally stand having my 'Nucks losing to your 'Hawks if it means somewhere Blaine and Kurt were getting it on. Have I mentioned that I love? Because, really, so do.

You finished the "katy perry cock block" fic! I was just wondering yesterday what happened to it, cuz you hadn't mentioned it in a bit and hadn't posted it.

In my head Kurt and Blaine have epic Gaga-Perry fights much to the annoyance/amusement of everyone around them. BLAINE SHOULD SING A GAGA SONG TO KURT! YES! THIS IDEA! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!

I love how they are not perfect, and totally teenagers even though they're wonderful. And ~talking. And Blaine's room being even messier then Finns (which is a scary scary thought and I love it too). Ooh, and the bit about Dalton and how someone would go see Blaine in private, because that's how it works at Dalton and Blaine should know.

Ugh, I warned you, sorry.
GO CANUCKS GO!!! ♥

[andhopeto]

lmao I was totally mentally cackling when I wrote that. I was like LOL MISSY'S GOING TO READ THIS AND SHE'S GOING TO HATE ME. MUAHAHA. (It feels fitting that I posted it today, though. At least one Chicago team is winning, albeit fictionally. The Bears lost to the freaking Packers today in the NFL playoffs and I AM NOT A HAPPY CAMPER.)

Oh man, this fic was hell, darlin'. It did not want to be written, especially the sex, so I said THE HELL WITH IT and came back to it today and just wrote around the sexing. I thought it worked out well. :x

LMAO THE SAD THING IS, IS I WROTE THE LADY GAGA/KATY PERRY STUFF IN DECEMBER, BACK BEFORE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER WAS DOING IT. LIKE, IT EXISTED, BUT IT WAS NOT LIKE A KLAINE TROPE, OKAY? I felt so awkward leaving it in, but IT WAS IMPORTANT, OKAY?!?!?

Hahaha I love you. I like to think that Kurt would sing Boys Boys Boys and sexydance for Blaine and make his head explode (cough) and Kurt would forever have the upper hand in their Gaga vs. Perry arguments, Teenage Dream serenade or not.

And thank you so much, darling. ♥ I kept talking about this fic, everywhere. I am so glad it's done. "UGH EVERY TIME I WRITE BLAINE, HE'S A DICK" or, talking to Lori, "NOOO I'VE TURNED THEM INTO LESBIANS." (I am a horrible person, I know, but whenever I write Kurt and Blaine, I always make them way too chatty and talking about their ~feelings~ and I am just like OH GOD. I NEED TO STOP PROJECTING MYSELF ONTO MY FIC.)

I love your long comment, but I fear mine may be even longer. TRAGEDY.

Blaine's room is always a wreck because he's never home for long, so he doesn't even bother picking up or cleaning, because in a few weeks he'll pack up and go, and then ~the help~ will come in and tidy his things up for him. He's a spoiled little shit.

(yes i have insanely extensive headcanon for blaine. what of it?)

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GO TO LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND SEE THIS NOVELLA OF RIDICULOUS RAMBLING AND GO "OH DEAR, THIS AUTHOR IS NOT WELL" AND RUN AWAY

[vampire_rogue]

MISSY CANNOT HATE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE HER TEAM LOSE! SHE CAN JUST HATE ON YOUR SPORTS TEAMS! (GET BETTER SPORTS TEAMS!!! PREFERABLY ONES THAT DON'T HAVE MY CANUCKS PUSSY WHIPPED AND BEGGING TO LOSE!) As soon as I caught the word Canucks I started snickering. I think my hatred of the Blackhawks is almost as ridiculous as my hatred for Justin Beiber. Pointless, and solely there for entertainment value. (Well, that and they totally kicked us out of the Playoff's last year. D:)

I think your writing around the sexing turned out very well. :) Though, you can always create a porny sequel, if you so desire!

I was doing the Perry/Gaga thing back in like, the beginning, before I dared to start reading Klaine. Luckily I haven't seen it too many times, and the times I have, I've loved. :) OF COURSE IT WAS IMPORTANT, DURRR!!! OTHER WISE IT CAN'T BE THE "KATY PERRY COCK BLOCK FIC".

KURT WOULD ALWAYS BE AHEAD IN THOSE ARGUMENTS FROM THAT POINT ON! THIS IS VERY MUCH THE TRUTH!!! And reminds me of a fanfic of hallucinating Dalton boys courtesy of Emma's husband. Wish I could remember which one. Oh well.

PROJECT AWAY! They're teenage boys, sorry, but they ARE at least a little bit of a dick, every single one of them. Most of them it's not even a little, it's a huge amount!

LONG COMMENT LOVE! I'm getting annoyed at all my caps!lock (IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) so maybe i'll type everything in lower case... but this annoys me. Back to your normally programed viewing. I fear this may be even longer. *headdesk*

Blaine!Headcanon.. oh boy, Blaine's Daddy is Mafia boss. (Thanks a lot Boondock Saints/my desire for everything to be Mob related some how).

Nice reason behind Blaine's crazy messy room!

I AM SORRY PEOPLE READING THESE COMMENTS! WE ARE NOT INSANE. (Well, actually, I probably am, but your beloved authoress however, is maybe not? Really, you'll have to take that up with her. Insanity issues aside, she's still wicked awesome, so leave her a comment! DOOOOOO ITTTTTT!!!!!)

[andhopeto]

I WILL ROOT FOR CHICAGO TEAMS FOREVER :P
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT HOCKEY. I JUST KNOW CHICAGO SHOULD ALWAYS WIN.

FGJDFK <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[vampire_rogue]

BOOO! CANUCKS SHOULD ALWAYS WIN! VANCOUVER FOR THE WIN! Oh, ~hockey. My love for this sport was sudden and intense. <3