fifteen minutes ______x

[andfakeasmile]

based on the song "boyband" by son of dork.

boys, we've been here for awhile
but we've finally got the style
strike your pose and fake a smile
give me, kenny, give me, kyle

i hate to break it, but it's true
fifteen minutes, we'll be through
and i won't have to talk to you
you, you, you

now you know the words, you fool
sing along to your own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell your friends you joined a boyband
boyband

good charlotte said they like mcfly
is half their fanbase gonna cry?
it's so pathetic, dry your eyes
when you gonna realize

a tune's a tune? i don't know why
the metalheads want us to die
but these days, they're all under nine
so i'll be fine

now you know the words, you fool
sing along to your own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell your mom you joined a boyband
boyband

i get calls from girls who saw me on the TV
behind my back, they're saying nasty things about me

"there's the kid who blew it all
i sat next to him in school
well, everyone thought he was cool..."
'til he quit his job and joined a boyband

now you know the words, you fool
sing along to your own tune
wrote to prove you are a tool
tell the kids you joined a boyband
boyband

joined a boyband, joined a boyband
screw your life up, joined a boyband
the kids will hate you, out to get you
ever since you joined a boyband
it's really scary, palms are sweaty
taser guns are armed and ready
screwed your life up just like eddie
ever since you joined a boyband

joined a boyband, joined a boyband
joined a boyband, joined a boyband
joined a boyband, joined a boyband
joined a boyband, joined a boyband