I Get it Already

[andersok]

When I was in Iowa this past month, my Great Aunt Eula (whom I can't stand anyway) was trying to figure out which Anderson girl I was and asked if I'm the one in Virginia now.  "No, that's Melissa, the oldest one."  "Oh that's right.  She's older but smaller."
Yesterday at work a horrible customer distinguished me from one of my colleagues by

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[anonymous]

I'm pretty sure I would have felt the need to then refer to the customer (in front of her face) as the bitchier, uglier one. And then I might have shown her which of my fingers is the longer, middler one.

-M

[restlesshope]

Ha!

[andersok]

Oh, I wanted to. Sad as it is, I need this job and couldn't afford to tick off a customer. We're just supposed to take it. "The customer is always right." Bullshit. People suck.