Invasion of the Underpants-Snatchers

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Maybe this is too graphic for some of you, but last night while I was sleeping I had a most unusual experience involving my underpants. More specifically, it involved their sudden disappearance from their usual position on my body. I woke up several times during the night, each time discovering anew that my drawers had either been wrongfully appropriated by some foreign and mysterious force/entity or, much more likely, been removed by me in my sleep for some unknown reason. In the haze of being half-naked and half-asleep I was unable to find my underpants any of the many times that I woke up, and I was too cold/lazy to get out of bed to retrieve another pair.

Sure enough, the underpants showed up this morning at the foot of my bed, with no indication of where they'd been in the interim. Consider this a warning, I guess. Hold onto your drawers!