Fifteen Moans

[anddontbitch]

If one more socially retarded ASSHOLE asks the same stupid question, I will LET THEM KNOW what I think about people so stupid they can't use a damn scroll bar.

And you two, GO KILL YOURSELVES.

Shoulda stayed in bed.

[ooc: links are totally 100% viewable IC]

Comments

[westernabyss]

Why. What a mouth.

[anddontbitch]

That's why they pay me the big money.

[westernabyss]

For playing with fire?

[anddontbitch]

Pretty much.

[westernabyss]

I hope they pay you enough to deal with me.

[anddontbitch]

Is that a threat? Because I'm used to those.

[westernabyss]

If you were used to them, you'd know!

Wouldn't you?

[anddontbitch]

I do. I'm just pretending not to notice to be polite.

Go tell the guy down below you're the first in the queue, then.

[westernabyss]

First tell me about your dietary intake.

[anddontbitch]

Preservatives and carcinogens.

[westernabyss]

Do you have any digestive problems that may be indicative of an unhealthy large and small intestine?

[anddontbitch]

Lots.

[westernabyss]

Ah... that's too bad.

I suppose I won't be eating you, then. You sound quite unhealthy.

[anddontbitch]

...that's good, I guess.

[westernabyss]

For you.