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Nov 21, 2007 10:30

Guess who is allergic to the stuff that comes out of smoke machines?

Guess which play uses a smoke machine?

Guess who now has a fever and can't talk?

Guess who has opening night on Friday and dress rehersals today and tomorrow?

Guess who is going to stab Liz to death with a knife if she feeds me that fucking BULLSHIT line about those smoke machines only having water in them again?

Oh, that funky shit that isn't hot and doesn't rise and smells like rancid chemicals is "mostly water"? You know what else is "mostly water"? PEOPLE! 70% H2O RIGHT HERE! LETS GRIND ME UP AND PUMP ME INTO YOUR LUNGS!!
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