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[andantante]

Whoa. Not a very friendly computer this is. Good thing I had these handy rubber gloves wherever they came from. Is it usually dry enough for this much static to be going around here?

Hello? Anyone? 'lo? D:

Okay. Keep your head in the game, 'dante. Yeah. That.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

She looks a little like THISShe's my...she's, uh--my little

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[so_very_greedy]

I'd hit it.

[killer_sunshine]

How 'bout I hit you??

[so_very_greedy]

Yes, please!

[killer_sunshine]

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[killer_sunshine]

I'm not even gonna fucking go there.

[so_very_greedy]

But you just offered!

[killer_sunshine]

You're not supposed to enjoy it, fucktard.

[so_very_greedy]

Enjoy what? I thought you just offered to sex me up? What did you think "hit it" means?

[killer_sunshine]

What you implied and what I offered-- two very different things.

Let's get something absofuckinlutely clear-- if I'm hitting anything, it's going to be in a violent, unpleasant, pain-inducing way that has absolutely NOTHING to do with sex.

Got it? Good.

[so_very_greedy]

I'm a regenerator, baby! I don't mind a little rough trade!

[killer_sunshine]

...

This city is so fucked up.

[so_very_greedy]

Ain't it great?

[killer_sunshine]

NO

[so_very_greedy]

But it's so interesting!

[killer_sunshine]

Interesting isn't the right word for it. Try annoying.

[andantante]

Man, you probably shouldn't. She wouldn't like being hit, and she does have an automatic counter-hit feature. She calls it a gun.