I swear, only here for the meme.
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Oh uh... I doubt I could get Kev to walk out in the woods with me. Hmm, well if I'm NOT alone... That's tough. It's honestly very hard for me to see me out in the woods with anyone other than myself. Maybe I'm over thinking this. XD In which case, maybe Matt, Noa and Vani, and we're having a picnic. Ooo, I hope Sophie is there, I've heard her food prep skill in these instances are marvelous.
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
More than likely a deer. I see those often around here. They're very fun to watch.
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I would try to get closer and interact. But after a few steps it bolt away leaving me disappointed.
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
OMG. What is this doing here? D8 Maybe I was walking out here to show M,N, & V my new house? Well I know I know this is a little selfish of me, but THREE STORIES! Big yard, surrounded by trees though, except the one road out. I'd want the house to be completely self sufficient. Like solar panels, basement stocked with emergency rations and supplies. But otherwise, I'd like it to be a very open, very soothing house. With several rooms so I can always keep company. Fairly state of the art and hightech, yet still cozy and comfortable. I'd like if there was a view from a balcony over something, like the forest or a long field or something. And on one floor is one huge gameroom where the guests and I can do or play anything we want. And I want a master bedroom with a huge bed. Just because I've rarely had beds for the last few years, and if I have, they've been extremely small. NO ROOM FOR SNUGGLES!
Oh, and P.S., this house would be able to withstand a massive zombie hoard. That's IF they were even able to find us in the first place.
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Well, that's a tough one. I think... well. No, I don't think I'd have one. But I'm entirely sure. I think I'd rather not because, well, like if I'm out in the middle of the forest I'd actually kind of like it if some of the wild life came to visit every once in a while. You know, go out onto your balcony, and there's a wee little coyote running around playing with your dog toys or something.
But if we're keeping in mind that we want this house to be zombie proof, maybe it has a fence that you can deploy at the press of a button? You know, comes up out of the ground, about 10 ft tall, barbwire? Yes sir.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
Probably just some stuff I'd set there, like things I still need to put away, or am just storing there for now, as I'm a procrastinator. >.>
7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Hmmm. If it's just outside somewhere on the ground, probably just a cheap plastic cup or something I've neglected to clean up. I probably wouldn't leave a nice glass cup outside.
8) What do you do with the cup?
Hmm, probably throw it away?
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
Hmm, maybe this is where my excellent view comes from. Maybe I'm in a forest on a hill, next to the the coast. And I can see down from my balcony across a vast ocean. =3
10) How will you cross the water?
Oh... I'm supposed to cross it now? >.>; Can't I just... look at it's prettiness and that be good enough? Why must I cross said ocean? If I HAD too.... probably a nice comfortable passenger plane. First class. 8P
If you're planning on doing the meme, stop here and answer the questions on your own before continuing. ^_-
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Oh, well now I feel stupid because I didn't choose someone with utmost certainty. =( Maybe that says something.
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Deer? Well, technically it is a pretty big animal comparatively with all the other animals out in the forest. But it's not enormous. I'm not sure what a deer says about me. XD
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
I can't even begin...
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
So, my house represents my ambition to solve deer. Ok...
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Huh. Well, I guess, whoo hoo? Going by the strict definition of my description, I have an open personality for the most part, but if I'm afraid of something, or otherwise intimidated, I close up? ...I wouldn't call that entirely inaccurate. But if I'm living out on my own, and I have an open "boarder" per-say, but no one is around, what does that say? I'm open for no good reason? Or that I'm open in the hopes that someone randomly wants to indulge in that? These questions are weird. =O
I'm sorry, I'm life-ist. If you don't have a pulse, you're no friend of mine.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Oh. =| Maybe there was a few snacks?
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
So I have really weak relationships because I don't bring my glass cups out onto the lawn? >.> Whut?
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
I don't get it. I throw a cup away means... what? I throw relationships away? Or because I did something about this cup it shows that I have initiative and am willing to work out a situation? BE MOAR SPECIFIC!
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Oh my...
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
'Oh... I'm supposed to cross it now? >.>; Can't I just... look at it's prettiness and that be good enough?' Well great. Thank you meme, now I feel like a @#$%ing tard. But honestly I don't know how to respond to his.