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[andakillerrack]

Ahh. I love the internet. Such nice people. I keep getting all these e-mails calling me a whore and talking about doing nice things to my bad place

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[pjsofjustice]

My name's Near. Who are you?

((ooc: Just what we need. Another pervert here. 8DD I really mean it, though. Too much perverts at bnf_brawl are never enough. XDDDDDDD))

[andakillerrack]

I'm Karen. Honey, you have such pretty hair. Can I pet it?

((OOC: XDDDD Perverts are fun! They make EVERYTHING much more interesting. XDDDDDDD))

[pjsofjustice]

Er, I'd appreciate it if you didn't.

((ooc: They so do! XDDD Poor Near, there's always someone after him to squish him or pet his hair. He is so uncomfortable with physical contact... XDDD Which means that Karen can go on and try to make him uncomfortable. XDDD))

[andakillerrack]

Aww! -pouts- Why not? You have such pretty hair! -reaches out to touch it-

((OOC: Poor guy! Karen's gonna give him hell.))

[pjsofjustice]

Er-- *steps back* Don't.

((ooc: Oh dear. XDD I'm so looking forward to that.))

[andakillerrack]

Oh honey, why not? I don't bite. Too hard. -giggles-

[pjsofjustice]

Because I don't like physical contact.

[andakillerrack]

No physical contact...

Honey, does that mean no...no...NO SEX?

[pjsofjustice]

Er.

[andakillerrack]

-pales- Oh honey. Don't tell me a good looking boy like you is a...a virgin! What has this world come to? First, they ban smoking in California bars, now this!

[pjsofjustice]

No, I am not a virgin. But I don't see why that has anything to do with you.

[andakillerrack]

Oh honey, I'm so glad you're not a virgin. What a horrible disease! -shudders- I'm glad I never caught it.

Woah, woah, woah! Don't snap at me, honey! I'm only looking out for your wellbeing! -reaches out to stroke hair-

[pjsofjustice]

If you say so.

Would you stop trying to touch me? I didn't want to do this, but: I do have the contacts to get you arrested. And I am a detective. Are you sure you want to keep trying to pet my hair?

[andakillerrack]

You know, you're kinda sexy when you threaten people. Can I touch you somewhere...else?

[pjsofjustice]

I-- What-- no. I already told you to back. off.

You better stop now or you'll have the Narcotics division after you. Soon.

Private to Near

[andakillerrack]

The Narcotics division? -narrows eyes- Little boy, you don't know who you're up against. I OWN the Narcotics division.