I'm in shock...

[andakillerrack]

Well, honey, I went to work today around noon, as usual, and as I sat down to drink my breakfast, I noticed that Grace was running around, squawking about 'deadlines', whatever those are. She looked so stressed, honey! Her clothes were all mismatched and her hair was frizzy...well, she was running around like a chicken with its hair cut off. So, I decided to be a good assistant and help her. I go over to her and ask "What's going on, honey? What's happening?" and she tells me that she has to furnish a whole house in a week all by herself. I told her that I would help and she laughed at me! How dare she! Karen Walker isn't worthless! I'm the one who keeps her business afloat, I fund all the company parties, I bring in the millionaire customers, and I do a good share of the work! Sure, I don't know how to work the f...the faaaa....the beepy thingie or the com...the compu...the porn machine or answer the telephone or actually be nice, but I do a lot! And so, I tell Grace that. And she laughs in my face! That hurt my non-existant feelings and I asked her why she doesn't respect me. She lists off all the reasons why she doesn't, but I know that can't be it.

So what am I doing wrong, honey? No one ever takes me seriously! I don't know why...I'm a sharp girl! I'm on the ball! I know what's going on, probably better than anyone else!

Can anyone help me? Just tell me what to do and I will! I just want to be taken seriously, honey...

I'm so depressed. Not even my mood stabilizers are helping...