A cute little meme!
Two Names You Go By:
1) Karen Walker
2) Anastacia Beaverhausen
Two Parts of Your Heritage:
Oh honey, I don't know! Probably Irish because I drink a lot -giggle-
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1) Earrings
2) Nothing else -giggles-
Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1) Sex
2) And more sex!
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1) Drinking
2) Making fun of people who aren't as rich as me
Two Things You Want Really Badly At The Moment:
1) Sex
2) A shopping spree.
Two pets you had/have:
1) I used to have a puppy named ShuShu when I was a little girl.
2) Jack McFarland
Two things you did last night:
1) Drank
2) Masturbated Drank more
Two People that live in your house:
1) Me
2) All the servants
Two things you ate today:
1) Alcohol
2) Random perscription pills
Two people you Last Talked To:
1) Rosario
2) Will. I called him and told him it was an emergency when I just wanted him to open a jar of pickles. -giggles-
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1) Probably drinking
2) Shopping
Two longest car rides:
1) Any car ride with Will. He's such a party pooper.
2) That one time Stan decided it would be fun to try limo sex. Not a good experience.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1) Christmas! What other time do you get to drink in a dark room?
2) Halloween! Jackie and I like to go downtown and party with the queens. It's so much fun!
Two favorite Alcoholic beverages:
1) Oh, honey! I can't pick just one! It's like picking my favorite child! Except I don't have any children and don't really like them!
2) The only question that would be harder than this one would be what's my favorite piece of jewelry!
Two Things You Can't Live Without:
1) Money
2) My breasts
And, in other news, after talking to Sirius, I have decided that I need a boyfriend! I haven't dated anyone since the divorce and I think it's about time that I do! I just wonder if I'll find someone. I feel like a schoolgirl again, all nervous and twittering and innocent. Without the whole innocent thing. -giggle- I'm naughty.
In between drinks, I thought about what type of man I'm looking for and I came up with a conclusion: I have no idea. So tomorrow, I'm going to get up bright and early (maybe 10!) and make a list of what I want in a man! -giggle- I'm so excited! I could get laid! -giggles more-