WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-OOOOOOOOOOOOON

[andacus]

OKAY LADIES AND GENTS, YOU WANTED WANK, SO I BRING YOU WANK!

Topics may include how crappy I am at life or how much you want to impale someone on the horn of a unicorn. Or, hell, insult someone's fandom! THE HORROR!

Comments

[eumelkeks]

I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKES BEEL. REALLY! THIS CHARACTER MAKES ME AGGRESSIVE SIMPLY BY BEING ON SCREEN.

[andacus]

LIKE THIS??

[eumelkeks]

SMITE IT THE FUCK DOWN!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE? THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ADORE STEPHAN NOW AND SHIP STEPHAN/ELENA. I CANNOT SHIP BLANDNESS.

[andacus]

I WANT STEFAN TO GO ALL BAD AGAIN AND MAYBE HOOK UP WITH CAROLINE!

I HATE THAT ALARIC MIGHT DIE!

[eumelkeks]

I HATE THAT CAROLINE MAY DIE!

[andacus]

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[zomgjess]

ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ON ABOUT BORING ASS VAMPIRES? WHAT ARE YOU THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS?

[eumelkeks]

WE CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE NOT HIP TO OUR JIVE.

[zomgjess]

I HAVE A NEW HOTTIE FOR YOU TO CHECK OUT

[eumelkeks]

YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR RUSTY.

ARE YOU ON CRACK?

[zomgjess]

WHY YOU HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS AS THE REST OF HIS FANS? YOU CAN TALK TO THE OTHER THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS AT HIS CONCERTS ABOUT WHETHER EDWARD OR BIEBER GETS YOUR PANTIES WETTER?

[eumelkeks]

OIC where your brain is wrong. You think Twilight is about vampires. That's an easy mistake to make for an amateur in the genre.

[andacus]

HAHAHAHA SHE TGHINKS IT'S ABOUT VAMPIRES. DUMBASS

[eumelkeks]

LYK SRSLY!

[andacus]

IS THIS YOUR TYPE OF SEXY? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK ON YOU!

[andacus]

YES AND THEY ARE FABULOUS AND FOR ALL DAMN AGES YOU OLD CROTCHETY WOMAN.