HAPPY BIRTHDAY HETEROLIFEMATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISIS_UF!!
For your birthday, I give you a story:
Once upon a time, a vampire by the name of Damon Salvatore descended upon a small town called Three Points.
Damon, being slightly evil and hugely entertaining, was welcomed by some and despised by others. Drew Winterwell, longtime sometimes resident of this town didn't know what to make of the new creature so he did the only thing he knew to do... looked broody and adjusted his outerwear on a scenic old peer by the Atlantic. (Okay, so maybe he's not very big on being proactive, but he IS big on being attractive.)
Then one day, while walking with his girlfriend, Evie, on an entirely different, but equally scenic walkway along the Atlantic wearing a shirt matching someone's well placed airplane, Drew decided to throw a party. A party for YOU, Janis.
Things were going swimmingly and everyone was there.
I was, as you can see, the only one appropriately dressed.
There was booze and games and I hear there was talk of cake. Fun times were had by all most.
Some more than others, but we chose to take the high road and not tell their respective spouses. *whistles*
And then, feeling left out and a little hurt, not that he ever feels hurt, Damon decided to attend the party and give you a very special dance.
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!
For your birthday, I give you a story:
Once upon a time, a vampire by the name of Damon Salvatore descended upon a small town called Three Points.
Damon, being slightly evil and hugely entertaining, was welcomed by some and despised by others. Drew Winterwell, longtime sometimes resident of this town didn't know what to make of the new creature so he did the only thing he knew to do... looked broody and adjusted his outerwear on a scenic old peer by the Atlantic. (Okay, so maybe he's not very big on being proactive, but he IS big on being attractive.)
Then one day, while walking with his girlfriend, Evie, on an entirely different, but equally scenic walkway along the Atlantic wearing a shirt matching someone's well placed airplane, Drew decided to throw a party. A party for YOU, Janis.
Things were going swimmingly and everyone was there.
I was, as you can see, the only one appropriately dressed.
There was booze and games and I hear there was talk of cake. Fun times were had by all most.
Some more than others, but we chose to take the high road and not tell their respective spouses. *whistles*
And then, feeling left out and a little hurt, not that he ever feels hurt, Damon decided to attend the party and give you a very special dance.
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!