Paranoia meme and friending adjustments
Make a list of 10 things about the people on your flist that you wouldn't, couldn't or just won't tell them to their faces. You may not reveal which comment is directed at whom. Except that I totally would say these things to most of these people, but that violates the rules so bite me.
1. I think you're a spy on my journal to see if I'm saying things about people who I've defriended. I can see no other reason for you being here.
2. Aww, you're kind of adorable.
3. I LOVE YOU IN ALL CAPSLOCK ALL THE TIME!
4. I will not indulge you and flock to you if you don't have the time to put in at least a little effort on my behalf. Sorry. I really am, because I used to love you.
5. I can't decide if I don't care or you really are that boring.
6. I hope you're stocking up on supplies because when the zombies get here, I'm heading straight to you.
7. OMG BFF YOU'RE THE BEST EVAR.
8. You make me tired.
9. I'm so excited for you right now, even though things suck beyond the telling of it at the moment, because despite that, you're life is about to get so cool.
10. You're a lot of work, but not in a bad way.
Also, I will be making some friend cuts just because it's time. Don't bother asking to be kept on, I'm only culling the people who wouldn't or shouldn't have to ask.