Amusement of the Day
One of two Google "How To of the Day" articles:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Photogenic
That one eventually lead me to:
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Instantly-Thinner
which includes the Tip "You may still want to exercise and eat healthily. "
At least both of those are less disturbing than the one on last Wednesday, "How to Survive in Prison".