not the best butcher

[and_you_know]

i was at work today, and i got promoted to the MEAT SLICER, i was cutting ham and whatnot...and then i had to cut this salomi with this meat slicer, it has like a spinning blade on it, and i was doing it wrong, but nobody told me...so this piece of salomi got slimmer and slimmer and i wasnt paying attention and my finger got too close to the blade, and SLICE, chopped off a chunk of my finger...there was blood everywhere..i couldnt take it, everything got all fuzzy and i almost fainted,i called my mom and before she picked me up my boss showed me the chunk of skin i cut off...it was gross, i almost threw up.. i went to the hospital and they bandaged me up and what not..its gonna be like 3 or 4 weeks to heal...it was nuts

this was my right hand, so i cant write or draw anytime soon..or any whacky whacky either