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If I was ever to commit a murder, it would probably be a double homicide of a parent and child. When I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean, some absolutely inconsiderate asshole brought along his or her baby, which screamed for about half an hour, until my friend got up and told one of the theater employees, who promptly shot the baby. Or did something else to shut it up.
Currently I am in the library, across from a mother and toddler. The toddler keeps screaming, which is one thing, but to make it worse, the mom will raise her voice and say "Ben, that is NOT A LIBRARY VOICE. It is NOT! You be QUIET!!" and then talks on her cell phone with her husband in a normal voice. Aka still not a library voice.
I think there's something chemical that happens in new parents' brains that makes them totally unaware of courtesy or social graces.
BABIES DO NOT BELONG IN MOVIE THEATERS.
Currently I am in the library, across from a mother and toddler. The toddler keeps screaming, which is one thing, but to make it worse, the mom will raise her voice and say "Ben, that is NOT A LIBRARY VOICE. It is NOT! You be QUIET!!" and then talks on her cell phone with her husband in a normal voice. Aka still not a library voice.
I think there's something chemical that happens in new parents' brains that makes them totally unaware of courtesy or social graces.
BABIES DO NOT BELONG IN MOVIE THEATERS.