fatten me up, darlings
ok.
so.
i went to the doctor today to discuss certain...feminine...malfunctions...and here it is: i have somehow magically fallen UNDER weight. actually, it wasn't magical - cross country did it to me, cuz running takes off mass w/o giving any muscle. so here i am. and i have to gain at least 5 pounds - preferably a bunch more - before my birthday (which is in about a month). this all kinda creepy cuz i really didn't notice my weight going down so its like 'hey, lucky me, i could totally wither away without even knowing it!' plus, i really just don't know how i can eat much more than i already do. cuz i eat ALL THE TIME. so if anyone has any suggestions for how one could eat more than that, please gimme a call. and if anyone wants to bring me any fattening baked goods, that would be greatly appreciated.
when my doctor first gave me this lovely diagnosis, i was like 'awesome! i get to eat more!' but now that i think about it...it kinda sucks. cuz being under weight is definitely not good. i mean, i guess if ur overweight u'd be reading this and going 'what a brat...i'd love to be underweight! what is she bitching about?' but really...its just not good. i'm kinda concerned. but at least im' not going to implode/be the virgin mary, like i thought i would. but still. i dunno. anyway.
thats all.
ugh. i really can't bring myself to do any work right now. but i really should. i'mm gonna have a shitload of crap to do this weekend. and i'm relaly gonna hate myself for not having done it before. but too bad.
so.
i went to the doctor today to discuss certain...feminine...malfunctions...and here it is: i have somehow magically fallen UNDER weight. actually, it wasn't magical - cross country did it to me, cuz running takes off mass w/o giving any muscle. so here i am. and i have to gain at least 5 pounds - preferably a bunch more - before my birthday (which is in about a month). this all kinda creepy cuz i really didn't notice my weight going down so its like 'hey, lucky me, i could totally wither away without even knowing it!' plus, i really just don't know how i can eat much more than i already do. cuz i eat ALL THE TIME. so if anyone has any suggestions for how one could eat more than that, please gimme a call. and if anyone wants to bring me any fattening baked goods, that would be greatly appreciated.
when my doctor first gave me this lovely diagnosis, i was like 'awesome! i get to eat more!' but now that i think about it...it kinda sucks. cuz being under weight is definitely not good. i mean, i guess if ur overweight u'd be reading this and going 'what a brat...i'd love to be underweight! what is she bitching about?' but really...its just not good. i'm kinda concerned. but at least im' not going to implode/be the virgin mary, like i thought i would. but still. i dunno. anyway.
thats all.
ugh. i really can't bring myself to do any work right now. but i really should. i'mm gonna have a shitload of crap to do this weekend. and i'm relaly gonna hate myself for not having done it before. but too bad.