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Hold on, that's...no, wait, that.... That can't be right.
I don't suppose anyone's heard from a man called Harold Saxon, or a small girl called Yotsuba? No, I don't suppose you have. I'm not picking up a thing from either frequency.
Right. Well. He's actually gone, then. Sent home when there's no home to go to. When there's no life to return to. You can't just....
Yes. Gone, and quite right, too. It was dangerous and rather ill-advised to bring him here in the first place. Everyone's better off, really. Much better off.
[An extremely long pause. One might even assume that he's turned off the communicator.]
...So, good people of Discedo, what have I missed? Nothing but more murder, I suppose? It's like living in an Agatha Christie thriller, this place. Oh! That's who you Scientists ought to really bring here next - Agatha Christie! She's brilliant. Don't you think she's brilliant? She could navigate her way right through all these murders and mysteries with nothing but a magnifying glass and a clever turn of phrase - she'd fit right in. Wouldn't be fazed by a bit of this.
Except. Well. You shouldn't actually bring her here, as that would wreak all sorts of havoc with her personal timeline, and you wouldn't want to deprive the Earth of any of her magnificent books. That wouldn't be fair. Although I take it you're not terribly concerned with what's fair.
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I don't suppose anyone's heard from a man called Harold Saxon, or a small girl called Yotsuba? No, I don't suppose you have. I'm not picking up a thing from either frequency.
Right. Well. He's actually gone, then. Sent home when there's no home to go to. When there's no life to return to. You can't just....
Yes. Gone, and quite right, too. It was dangerous and rather ill-advised to bring him here in the first place. Everyone's better off, really. Much better off.
[An extremely long pause. One might even assume that he's turned off the communicator.]
...So, good people of Discedo, what have I missed? Nothing but more murder, I suppose? It's like living in an Agatha Christie thriller, this place. Oh! That's who you Scientists ought to really bring here next - Agatha Christie! She's brilliant. Don't you think she's brilliant? She could navigate her way right through all these murders and mysteries with nothing but a magnifying glass and a clever turn of phrase - she'd fit right in. Wouldn't be fazed by a bit of this.
Except. Well. You shouldn't actually bring her here, as that would wreak all sorts of havoc with her personal timeline, and you wouldn't want to deprive the Earth of any of her magnificent books. That wouldn't be fair. Although I take it you're not terribly concerned with what's fair.
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