[CL] Wildly Inappropriate!Flack
[beallyoucanbe used with permission. I do funny things with format sometimes? This is one of those times.]
“Uh-Flack?”
“Don’t you dare start with me.”
There was a long, uncomfortable pause, and then Adam spoke up again.
“Flack?”
“What, Ross?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sorry. You’re sorry.”
“I didn’t know the doorstop was broken, honest.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Really.”
“Just shut up.”
There was another long pause, this one longer than the last one, but still just uncomfortable.
“Flack?”
“What, Ross?”
“Your-your hand-”
“What about my hand?”
“It’s umm-kind of-”
“Spit it out, Ross.”
“Yourhandistouchingmybutt.”
“What?”
Adam cleared his throat. “Your hand, is uh-touching my butt.”
“My hand is touching your butt.”
“My hand is not touching your butt.”
“Dude, someone is touching my butt, and you’re the only other person in here, so if it’s not me, and it’s not you-”
“I am not touching your butt. And if you want to continue to insinuate that-”
“Alright! Alright! You’re not touching my butt.”
“Thank you.”
The two of them lapsed into silence again, and Flack could feel Adam shifting uncomfortably in front of him. He put up with it for a moment, before groaning loudly.
“I’m not touching your butt, Ross!”
“Sure, Flack. Of course you’re not.”
Flack closed his eyes, resisting the urge to bang his head against the wall. “I need to get out of here.”
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“Uh-Flack?”
“Don’t you dare start with me.”
There was a long, uncomfortable pause, and then Adam spoke up again.
“Flack?”
“What, Ross?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sorry. You’re sorry.”
“I didn’t know the doorstop was broken, honest.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Really.”
“Just shut up.”
There was another long pause, this one longer than the last one, but still just uncomfortable.
“Flack?”
“What, Ross?”
“Your-your hand-”
“What about my hand?”
“It’s umm-kind of-”
“Spit it out, Ross.”
“Yourhandistouchingmybutt.”
“What?”
Adam cleared his throat. “Your hand, is uh-touching my butt.”
“My hand is touching your butt.”
“My hand is not touching your butt.”
“Dude, someone is touching my butt, and you’re the only other person in here, so if it’s not me, and it’s not you-”
“I am not touching your butt. And if you want to continue to insinuate that-”
“Alright! Alright! You’re not touching my butt.”
“Thank you.”
The two of them lapsed into silence again, and Flack could feel Adam shifting uncomfortably in front of him. He put up with it for a moment, before groaning loudly.
“I’m not touching your butt, Ross!”
“Sure, Flack. Of course you’re not.”
Flack closed his eyes, resisting the urge to bang his head against the wall. “I need to get out of here.”
213 words