I suppose it's been a while
80 questions...answer them all!
Kissed any of your Facebook friends?
Yes I have.
Been arrested?
Nope.
Been in a fight?
Not a fist fight, no.
Fallen fast for someone?
Yeah. Usually ends badly.
Regretted a relationship?
Yes indeed.
Been in a tornado?
No, but I've had a couple of tornado warnings in my life. Oooh, scary...
Stayed in bed all day?
Yes indeed.
Kissed someone you didn't like?
Unfortunately, yes.
Slept in until 5 PM?
I woke up intermitently, but I've stayed in bed until about that time.
Fallen asleep at work/school?
At school, yes. At work, almost. It gets harder near the end of the day.
Held a snake?
Yes indeed. Had a pet snake up until high school.
Ran a red light?
I'm sure I have.
Been suspended from school?
Nope.
Experienced love at first sight?
Infatuation, sure. Love? I don't know about that.
Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes. I miss my beloved Kuruma-san.
Been fired from a job?
Nope.
Fired somebody?
I've never had that kind of power.
Sang karaoke?
I do it all the damn time.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Oh yeah. Ended badly. Should've seen that coming.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Just about a couple of times.
Kissed in the rain?
No. Not for lack of trying.
Swam in the ocean?
Yes indeed. It was fun.
Been to a concert?
Of course. The last concert was... interesting, to say the least. I guess I just don't understand visual kei.
Laughed till you cried?
Yeah.
Kissed on the first date?
If you could consider it a date, then yes, I have.
Had a close brush with death (your own)?
Yes.
Played spin-the-bottle?
A version, yes.
Sang in the shower?
I don't do it all that often anymore, but I've surely done it.
Smoked a cigar?
No.
Sat on a rooftop?
Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes?
No. And I pity the poor soul that tries it.
Broken a bone?
Nope. Had close calls, though.
Skipped school?
No! No no no no no... well, yes.
Got a speeding ticket?
Yes.
Eaten a bug?
I'm sure I have at one point in my life. Everyone does, if you want to get really technical about it.
Sleepwalked?
Not to my knowledge.
Walked on a moonlit beach?
Not once.
Rode a motorcycle?
Yes indeed. It was scary, but fun. I want to do it again!
Dumped someone?
Yes. Many times, in fact.
Seen a baby born?
Yes. It was awful. Just... awful.
Lied to avoid a ticket?
Nope.
Ridden in a helicopter?
Nope.
Played a prank on someone?
Sure have.
Hit a home run?
Yeah, right.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
I'm sure I've made an ex cry once or twice.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Uh, no, not that I'm aware of.
Thrown up on an amusement ride?
Nope. Almost passed out on a roller coaster once, though. That was fun.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something?
Yes. The Salvation Army can suck it. Bell ringing bigots.
Been in a band?
Yes. I played bass and did back up vocals. I want to do it again.
Knitted or crocheted?
Not at all.
Been on TV?
Yes. It was fun. And a little scary.
Shot a gun?
No. Never had the chance, and not for lack of trying.
Skinny-dipped?
Yes.
Eaten whole habanero chili pepper?
No.
Ridden a surfboard?
No.
Donated Blood?
Nope.
Grabbed electric fence?
No.
Eaten alligator meat?
No, but I sort of want to.
Eaten cheesecake?
Yes. I love cheesecake ice cream, too. It's delicious!
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy?
I'm sure someday I will.
Peed your pants in public?
Snuck into a movie without paying?
Yes. It wasn't a very good movie, either.
Written graffiti?
Yes. But it was encouraged, so it wasn't an illegal activity.
Still love someone you shouldn't?
Nope. I'm finally over it. No desire to go back. Thank god.
Think about the future?
Yeah.
Believe in love?
Sure. I just wish I could fall in love again.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
No, I take up the whole damn thing unless I'm sharing.
That's all folks. Tune in next time for... oh, like anybody reads this shit anyway...
~Mai
"[expletive deleted]."
Kissed any of your Facebook friends?
Yes I have.
Been arrested?
Nope.
Been in a fight?
Not a fist fight, no.
Fallen fast for someone?
Yeah. Usually ends badly.
Regretted a relationship?
Yes indeed.
Been in a tornado?
No, but I've had a couple of tornado warnings in my life. Oooh, scary...
Stayed in bed all day?
Yes indeed.
Kissed someone you didn't like?
Unfortunately, yes.
Slept in until 5 PM?
I woke up intermitently, but I've stayed in bed until about that time.
Fallen asleep at work/school?
At school, yes. At work, almost. It gets harder near the end of the day.
Held a snake?
Yes indeed. Had a pet snake up until high school.
Ran a red light?
I'm sure I have.
Been suspended from school?
Nope.
Experienced love at first sight?
Infatuation, sure. Love? I don't know about that.
Totaled your car in an accident?
Yes. I miss my beloved Kuruma-san.
Been fired from a job?
Nope.
Fired somebody?
I've never had that kind of power.
Sang karaoke?
I do it all the damn time.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Oh yeah. Ended badly. Should've seen that coming.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Just about a couple of times.
Kissed in the rain?
No. Not for lack of trying.
Swam in the ocean?
Yes indeed. It was fun.
Been to a concert?
Of course. The last concert was... interesting, to say the least. I guess I just don't understand visual kei.
Laughed till you cried?
Yeah.
Kissed on the first date?
If you could consider it a date, then yes, I have.
Had a close brush with death (your own)?
Yes.
Played spin-the-bottle?
A version, yes.
Sang in the shower?
I don't do it all that often anymore, but I've surely done it.
Smoked a cigar?
No.
Sat on a rooftop?
Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes?
No. And I pity the poor soul that tries it.
Broken a bone?
Nope. Had close calls, though.
Skipped school?
No! No no no no no... well, yes.
Got a speeding ticket?
Yes.
Eaten a bug?
I'm sure I have at one point in my life. Everyone does, if you want to get really technical about it.
Sleepwalked?
Not to my knowledge.
Walked on a moonlit beach?
Not once.
Rode a motorcycle?
Yes indeed. It was scary, but fun. I want to do it again!
Dumped someone?
Yes. Many times, in fact.
Seen a baby born?
Yes. It was awful. Just... awful.
Lied to avoid a ticket?
Nope.
Ridden in a helicopter?
Nope.
Played a prank on someone?
Sure have.
Hit a home run?
Yeah, right.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
I'm sure I've made an ex cry once or twice.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Uh, no, not that I'm aware of.
Thrown up on an amusement ride?
Nope. Almost passed out on a roller coaster once, though. That was fun.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something?
Yes. The Salvation Army can suck it. Bell ringing bigots.
Been in a band?
Yes. I played bass and did back up vocals. I want to do it again.
Knitted or crocheted?
Not at all.
Been on TV?
Yes. It was fun. And a little scary.
Shot a gun?
No. Never had the chance, and not for lack of trying.
Skinny-dipped?
Yes.
Eaten whole habanero chili pepper?
No.
Ridden a surfboard?
No.
Donated Blood?
Nope.
Grabbed electric fence?
No.
Eaten alligator meat?
No, but I sort of want to.
Eaten cheesecake?
Yes. I love cheesecake ice cream, too. It's delicious!
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy?
I'm sure someday I will.
Peed your pants in public?
Snuck into a movie without paying?
Yes. It wasn't a very good movie, either.
Written graffiti?
Yes. But it was encouraged, so it wasn't an illegal activity.
Still love someone you shouldn't?
Nope. I'm finally over it. No desire to go back. Thank god.
Think about the future?
Yeah.
Believe in love?
Sure. I just wish I could fall in love again.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
No, I take up the whole damn thing unless I'm sharing.
That's all folks. Tune in next time for... oh, like anybody reads this shit anyway...
~Mai
"[expletive deleted]."