A Day for the Little Sisters of the Annoyingly Perfect Older Brothers
Yes I realize I haven't posted for days, but I could not pass up a post on this.
This morning I woke up at 6:45am to get ready for class. It was rather strange to see the house was empty, but I just concluded that everyone had early mornings and were already at work. So I got ready and went to class. Class was sooo fuckin' boring, that I had to leave at break. Oh and get this . . . I get back to my car and I have a fuckin' parking ticket. Did you know it's illegal to park backwards in a diagonal parking spot? I must have missed that day in drivers ed. So anyways, I call my dad to tell him about the ticket and he begins to inform me that my brother and his friend McClain were arrested last night. Turns out they were arrested for being punk in drublic or drunk in public(whichever) and were thrown on the ground, handcuffed, and thrown in the drunk tank.(Fuck the police)
I realize this is not good for my brother's record, and that my parents will have to pay a lot of money, but I can not wipe this smile off my face. I'm supposed to be the fuck up of the family. The one that gets in trouble, gets the tickets, breaks curfew, gets bad grades(according to the 'rents) and is ultimately untrustworthy. Always making my brother look fabulous with his mpeccable record.
So today kids, is the day for the little sisters of the world who have had to live under the fuckin' annoying shadow of their sickening perfect brother. I will walk with a little skip in my step today. Oh and you better believe I will be throwing this one in my brother's face for quite a while.
This morning I woke up at 6:45am to get ready for class. It was rather strange to see the house was empty, but I just concluded that everyone had early mornings and were already at work. So I got ready and went to class. Class was sooo fuckin' boring, that I had to leave at break. Oh and get this . . . I get back to my car and I have a fuckin' parking ticket. Did you know it's illegal to park backwards in a diagonal parking spot? I must have missed that day in drivers ed. So anyways, I call my dad to tell him about the ticket and he begins to inform me that my brother and his friend McClain were arrested last night. Turns out they were arrested for being punk in drublic or drunk in public(whichever) and were thrown on the ground, handcuffed, and thrown in the drunk tank.(Fuck the police)
I realize this is not good for my brother's record, and that my parents will have to pay a lot of money, but I can not wipe this smile off my face. I'm supposed to be the fuck up of the family. The one that gets in trouble, gets the tickets, breaks curfew, gets bad grades(according to the 'rents) and is ultimately untrustworthy. Always making my brother look fabulous with his mpeccable record.
So today kids, is the day for the little sisters of the world who have had to live under the fuckin' annoying shadow of their sickening perfect brother. I will walk with a little skip in my step today. Oh and you better believe I will be throwing this one in my brother's face for quite a while.