One night in Bangkok....
Never try to outdrink a wraith. They're already dead, so they have an unfair advantage. Anyway, had one night stand that produced no babies, no tattoos, and I didn't wake up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney. Oh well... :yoinks Peony Baggins: Now the time blacked out on Faramir's couch being molested by Imrahil isn't a complete waste. Imrahil, doll, call me. We'll go do a make over at the Este counter in the Vala Mall. You need some serious bronzer, honey.
Off to do that parental/kidnapper/sex-goddess-at-the-mercy-of-her-hormones thing.