Gimme some honey love.

[anaxsunamune]

What would your response be if someone asked to pee on you? or you on them?

see, I dont mind peeing on people.. as long as im getting something out of it.. like a cool half grand.

Also, it cant be anywhere i am normally.. and a towel.

This one guy... actually made a grown-up size potty chair... set on like an open faced box... with a tube coming down from the toilet part... so he could stick is head inside the box and the tube into his mouth.. and drink directly from the golden tranny springs of the midwest.

Twas' all professional.. I assure you.

"my minds telling me no... but my body... my bodyyyyys telling me yeeeeesss...babbbby, I dont wanna hurt nobodyyy, but there is something that I must confeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssss to you.
I DONT SEE NOTHING WRONGGGGGGGG WITH A LITTLE BUMP N GRINDDDD."

Thanks for that sir, me neither.

Anyhoe... Ive just been sitting ... here... doing nothing.. sitting online... reading about thelma todd... listenting to shitty rnb singing really loud.

Its alright to cry... crying gets the sadness out of you. That little tidbit used to be a grammar school ditty.. fourth class of the day.

Oh man... I like when I get busted out for being scandalous as fuck.

"i know about you.. I know what you do.. you think everyone doesnt see it.. but I do... you scandalous little bitch"

hahahahahaHA.

I sounded out every ha.. in that shit. right thurr.
I never can write in paragraphs... everything has to be list... kinda like how my thoughts process.. random lists .. of shit.

I love playing with the oil-water mixtures after it rains... it utterly.. and completely the most time consuming fun artistic thing ive ever done.

I danced in the rain.. all hot. RIGHT next to a fire hydrant that was spewing water.. everything is suggestive. But no really.. shakin my wet weave all over the wet place..and I felt sexy.. and wet. its cool.

I dont have weave.. and that was really beyonce who did that. And no she doesnt deserve for me to use proper grammar while using her name.

Ill house her DEREON!

But no.. they have cute ass clothes. I want some baby phat heels.. and a baby phat baggy ass cute but short sweater thing.. in burgundy.. without it saying babyphat... and some of their jeans.. they never fucking fit.

Wear is a skinny person jean store? big n tall.. plus sizes... everything in between.

WHAT OF THE SKINNY BITCHES! small and petite?

fuck no.

KIOMORA.. YOU TO TALL PAN FACED NASALY FUCKING WHORE... think of the smaller skinnier bitches.. and not just how your PROPAGANDA can suit tall phillipino bitches.

I was sooooooo mad in boston store yesterday.

Thats why I stole some sunglasses.. bitch. AND THEYRE UGLY.. WHAT.

So beyond that.. what should I have for breakfast? The waffles I dreamed of last night? OHHHHH MY DREAM!! I almost forgot... I had this amazing dream the other night... me rikki this hot guy and some other hot guy that reminded me of or were the idea of real hot guys i know in real life.. were all backpacking through europe.. and we were all hot as fuck right.. and everyone loved us ... wherever we went.. and just kept meeting more hot ass people.. and we would all randomly fool around.. and it was soo hot! Anyhow... we were on this tour bus.. that was an old school bus... and then freddy kruger was all of a sudden driving and it was just like Nightmare On Elm Street 2. but we all jumped out the emergency exit (which wasnt allowed to happen in the movie) and tucked and rollllllled out that muther fucker.

Then.. we were all in this huge building where stair wells nad platforms were at every angle going in every direction imaginable.. lioke that one artist guy. Anyhow.. were running running keep losing eachother... and until it was just me and rikki.. and we both decided to jump off a platform onto some stairs and rituallistacally kill ourselves.. which it was really ritual like.. it was just random.. but it felt like we planned it.. and made a big ta do.

And then I was suddenly eating blueberry waffles... that my exboyfriend made .. all fresh... with strawberries and banananananas.

Everythings suggestive .. like Ive said.

So... this strip club thing.. Im ready to go.. its hot.

but then I just end up wanting to be a stripper.

OH MY GOD.. I stripped for sarah the other night.. in a pabst blue ribbon tank top and black cotton victoria secret panties and black heels with a little white bow. I think I mentioned this already... but if i did... i mean to do it again... it was soo fucking funny.

I should have taped it. or taken pictures.

I just discovered how hot jenna jameson really is.

nice ass eyes n shit.