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so i awoke one morning, and everything seemed normal. the kittens were bubbling through the desert, and my legs were in perfect tune. but then everything changed when this man walked up to me and said, "sire we have reason to believe that your magic has not been properly cleaned in 35 geese, and you know that is against the law." i had no idea about this law, so i killed every man in the world. thank god we still had howard stern to guide us.