random. baka extract, i just noticed that.
raid on baka. i am reading some parts of the vanished threads again. and i revived the weird dreams thread!! nowi'm gonna plague baka with that thread once more xDDD
One day, Akabane was eating Gackt and somehow managed large damage on the butt with his foot. He asked his Vermiculturist if they had tools to extract the tiny parasites from high school. Now Akabane is very confused 'cause Gackt made him pregnant with a scary toothbrush and teddy bear. Therefore, why should he love cheese? His magnum doesn't want to sleep alone. Meanwhile, Gackt cosplayed Ayumi wearing nurse uniforms and garters. Soon Kyo's shoes were covered with something gooey and white.
Die licked Totchi on the futon. Totchi was petrified! Unfortunately, this doesn't apply platonically to the way Akabane did the cleaning afterwards. So Totchi poked Gackt's forehead and placed lovebites on Gackt's earlobes. Now Kyo was crying because someone fondled Kaoru. Shinya was feeling lonely but he ate Kyo's brain. Poor Kyo was brain-less.
Levin thought that Zaku would make Data-chan hysterichal by scratching it's back. Goblins nya! Kitties taste bitter fried. Now Data-chan feels strangely familiar yet odd because his right eye tickled Rar in licked ears. Then Közi squealed and glomped Shinya who dreaming of diapers making glorious sounds and pretty little dances.
Halloween was very near and Közi wanted bought Yu~ki to play. Why? Because Gackt hated intestines falling for tricks. Somehow Yu~ki tangled in Mana's long pubic. Mana kiss him hotly watching television and playing with plushies that talked. Does anybody know who ate Mana's shoe laces?
Killer spoke "Do penguins sweat mate inside their purses? Suppose that baby vomit helps them live? I'm screaming sex at everyone. What?" This didn't mean anything to anyone?
Brain it came along saying, "Hiya! What the Hell did Ryutaro swallow the goo?" But why? He chose to paint Klaha's nose on Sunday and cuddle Hyde on the patio.
A bottle of sleeping pills was somewhere between the sheets. People suck. This (death)chocolate don'tkill squirrels feet. "Help me find this?" said the Pope.
"No." replied Gackt. He jumped awfully high, but quickly swam away. Then something. If just they couldn't find baka.dk.
"Now we should travel among the Lines of doom and cheeseheads." Buahahhahahaaaa!
Unfortunately... giant pink Christina-Aguileras were crawling towards the mucus and fainted.
Sakito clung to air bridge thinking: "Huh? Why does Miyavi eat?" Miyavi ran upward because phantom opera lover ate Pikachu!!! Spazzing under rocks claiming insanity against walls. Cheesy feet are there falling silently upward and causing rain, thunder, and smelliness. Klaha's eye fought randomly against an obese with furry armpits stenching. Why apes breathe he decided to Cleveland. To drink vinegar. Gackt smelled like Egoiste~!! Although Kami and Hearts never farted, so whenever they flew sideways, European saucepans fell everywhere!
"How did I get into Antartica?" Baka members watched curiously while the infamous panda (as in the black/white bear) ate everything! Drama ensues about Miyavi's lovechild rumor? Anyway, maybe he slipped on someone's leftover cheese!!!
He screamed: "Autopsy ish faaaaabulous!!" Now where did GacktBob jump?
"Oh supercalifradulisticexpialidocious!!!!" They cried. How are you going to find Hoggis? They pee valiantly almost every-time (hour) and talk cat stenching. Do they even shower? Don't sniffle so much! Fluffy bunnies attackpedephiles quickly~!!! My favorite smell reeks of Jrockers! it rulez! Chinese taste just like what? People would melt into a free pot of ketchup covered cream cheese. So... Gackt meets with Aya Brea from Mars. He swept leaves~!!! Mana rolls his manimal equipment everywhere~!!!!!!!!! .......Gross. Butts are where? Flowing rapidly through crevices is a insane turtles! Bluebirds cry LOUDLY for sanity to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid birds. They suck! Nyyyyaaaaan nyaaaaan~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! There!! Egad will stuffed chikin really strange ................. anyway, who bit me!? It was the greatest little day of down-under joyriding. Where oh crap is really thrown into fans! Screaming "Die, bloody eyes repent they lungs and carve out pieces of pie!" Die! Mitai! Dai-kirai. Taberaretakunai~~! Strawberries eat humans because hara ga heta. I hate jinniku because I think it sexy-poo. (listen: behated jinniku is a sexy poo! that means that newbies are tasty!) Is dead as a parrot! Lemons dickflopchickenfuckerjuggernautbitchslapadam.................... Why yay confusing? What the!? Whatevaahh! Remember Jori and ph34r what? Me! Never bite the cheese because you danced naked in the rain.
Now the jello chicken shall cluck and say "Ricola". But pink oranges won't bleed unless licked.
"Don't kiss it Jori!" said someone from behind the cookie.
, i also recommend checking the weird dreams thread to all of the bakaites here xD i'll wander around a bit more. maybe i'll edit this post later too. see yer ^^
[edit] lookie lookie what i gotz!! stolen from lj user yuganda n_n i love it i love it xDDD it's like 'the rapes that were not even dreamt of by phisiologists' xDDDDDDDDDD lol lol [i'm amused for twoo weeks now ne xD]
One day, Akabane was eating Gackt and somehow managed large damage on the butt with his foot. He asked his Vermiculturist if they had tools to extract the tiny parasites from high school. Now Akabane is very confused 'cause Gackt made him pregnant with a scary toothbrush and teddy bear. Therefore, why should he love cheese? His magnum doesn't want to sleep alone. Meanwhile, Gackt cosplayed Ayumi wearing nurse uniforms and garters. Soon Kyo's shoes were covered with something gooey and white.
Die licked Totchi on the futon. Totchi was petrified! Unfortunately, this doesn't apply platonically to the way Akabane did the cleaning afterwards. So Totchi poked Gackt's forehead and placed lovebites on Gackt's earlobes. Now Kyo was crying because someone fondled Kaoru. Shinya was feeling lonely but he ate Kyo's brain. Poor Kyo was brain-less.
Levin thought that Zaku would make Data-chan hysterichal by scratching it's back. Goblins nya! Kitties taste bitter fried. Now Data-chan feels strangely familiar yet odd because his right eye tickled Rar in licked ears. Then Közi squealed and glomped Shinya who dreaming of diapers making glorious sounds and pretty little dances.
Halloween was very near and Közi wanted bought Yu~ki to play. Why? Because Gackt hated intestines falling for tricks. Somehow Yu~ki tangled in Mana's long pubic. Mana kiss him hotly watching television and playing with plushies that talked. Does anybody know who ate Mana's shoe laces?
Killer spoke "Do penguins sweat mate inside their purses? Suppose that baby vomit helps them live? I'm screaming sex at everyone. What?" This didn't mean anything to anyone?
Brain it came along saying, "Hiya! What the Hell did Ryutaro swallow the goo?" But why? He chose to paint Klaha's nose on Sunday and cuddle Hyde on the patio.
A bottle of sleeping pills was somewhere between the sheets. People suck. This (death)chocolate don'tkill squirrels feet. "Help me find this?" said the Pope.
"No." replied Gackt. He jumped awfully high, but quickly swam away. Then something. If just they couldn't find baka.dk.
"Now we should travel among the Lines of doom and cheeseheads." Buahahhahahaaaa!
Unfortunately... giant pink Christina-Aguileras were crawling towards the mucus and fainted.
Sakito clung to air bridge thinking: "Huh? Why does Miyavi eat?" Miyavi ran upward because phantom opera lover ate Pikachu!!! Spazzing under rocks claiming insanity against walls. Cheesy feet are there falling silently upward and causing rain, thunder, and smelliness. Klaha's eye fought randomly against an obese with furry armpits stenching. Why apes breathe he decided to Cleveland. To drink vinegar. Gackt smelled like Egoiste~!! Although Kami and Hearts never farted, so whenever they flew sideways, European saucepans fell everywhere!
"How did I get into Antartica?" Baka members watched curiously while the infamous panda (as in the black/white bear) ate everything! Drama ensues about Miyavi's lovechild rumor? Anyway, maybe he slipped on someone's leftover cheese!!!
He screamed: "Autopsy ish faaaaabulous!!" Now where did GacktBob jump?
"Oh supercalifradulisticexpialidocious!!!!" They cried. How are you going to find Hoggis? They pee valiantly almost every-time (hour) and talk cat stenching. Do they even shower? Don't sniffle so much! Fluffy bunnies attackpedephiles quickly~!!! My favorite smell reeks of Jrockers! it rulez! Chinese taste just like what? People would melt into a free pot of ketchup covered cream cheese. So... Gackt meets with Aya Brea from Mars. He swept leaves~!!! Mana rolls his manimal equipment everywhere~!!!!!!!!! .......Gross. Butts are where? Flowing rapidly through crevices is a insane turtles! Bluebirds cry LOUDLY for sanity to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid birds. They suck! Nyyyyaaaaan nyaaaaan~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!! There!! Egad will stuffed chikin really strange ................. anyway, who bit me!? It was the greatest little day of down-under joyriding. Where oh crap is really thrown into fans! Screaming "Die, bloody eyes repent they lungs and carve out pieces of pie!" Die! Mitai! Dai-kirai. Taberaretakunai~~! Strawberries eat humans because hara ga heta. I hate jinniku because I think it sexy-poo. (listen: behated jinniku is a sexy poo! that means that newbies are tasty!) Is dead as a parrot! Lemons dickflopchickenfuckerjuggernautbitchslapadam.................... Why yay confusing? What the!? Whatevaahh! Remember Jori and ph34r what? Me! Never bite the cheese because you danced naked in the rain.
Now the jello chicken shall cluck and say "Ricola". But pink oranges won't bleed unless licked.
"Don't kiss it Jori!" said someone from behind the cookie.
, i also recommend checking the weird dreams thread to all of the bakaites here xD i'll wander around a bit more. maybe i'll edit this post later too. see yer ^^
[edit] lookie lookie what i gotz!! stolen from lj user yuganda n_n i love it i love it xDDD it's like 'the rapes that were not even dreamt of by phisiologists' xDDDDDDDDDD lol lol [i'm amused for twoo weeks now ne xD]