IM AT MAGGIES
HAHAHAHA im hree laughing really hard because maggie is so funny.
MOREOVER:
Hair color: BRIGHT greeeenn
Eye color: aryan
Height: tall is nice.
Six pack: yes.
Long hair or short: very long. "LIKE BO?!? " said maggie
Glasses: no because glasses suck
Piercings: a lot. but not so many that ur like, a sponge or something.
Eyebrows: yes.
Big butt or little: "guys i love my butt its so biiiiig...so ghettoooO!"
Chest hair: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww greeks!
Buff or skinny: buff because skinny kids remind me of sickly. and ANDDDY
Teeth: theyre nice to have. sometimes.
Section 2
Funny or serious: funny.
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home: i like to partayyy.
Should he be able to bake or cook: shame on any man who can bake.
Does he have a best friend: hes allowed. said maggie.
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends: well yess. as long as he isnt a lesbian.
Out-going or shy: out going is nice.
Sarcastic or sincere: sarcastic is me.
Does he love his mother: i hate my mother.
Should he watch chick-flicks: chick flicks make the world go round. LIKE CHEESE
Would he be a smoker: be nice with brice
How about a drinking: no. thanks
And swearing:swearing reminds me of sailors. and maggie.
Would he play with your hair: only if by "playing" you mean "shaving it off"
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time: go for it
Would he pay for you when you're on a date: no.
Does he kiss on the first date: im not a skank.
Where would you go for dinner: WENDYS with maggie itll be like a double date.
Would he buy you flowers: flowers suck
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies: "i HOPE not" said maggie
Would he write poetry about you: if it was like maggies poetry!!!
Would he use endearments: endearments are....
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends: be nice with brice!
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends: gimme le cassee!
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening: no. doors suck.
Would you hold hands: hang gliding!
Section 3
Does he play soccer: soccer is sometimes fun.
Baseball: baseball rocks. but not the socks. cuz they sock. no wait. they suck
Football: ONLY if it was MELRoSE FOOTBALL!
Basketball: davidd HILTZ
Water polo: i play water polo.
Golf or something equally boring: equally boring!
Does he surf: nummmbbahhh fiiiiiiiive
Skateboard: wooord.
Snowboard: wooord.
Can he sing?: well maybe but it sucks when they sing and they sing bad and theyre trying to impress you like, on the phone or singing to you and ur like ::fake smile:: hehh...goOOODOooooodd!
Play the guitar: yes. guitars are sexy like bert.
Play piano: no! "like ERNIE" said maggie./
Play the drums: drums are sexier than bert. and thats hard.
Can he keep his room clean: if he keeps his room clean like I keep MY room clean.
Is he an artist of sorts: i like artists but not when theyre like, EATING my art and being like, you suck. yes.
Does he write his own music: again, see "can sing"
Does he have pets: pets are nice. as long as theyre not....worms.
Section 4
Does he use the word dude: dude. is...gimme le CASSE
How about tight: TIIIGHHHTSS. oh romeo.
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you: this reminds me of that robert frost poem. which i hate.
What kind of car does he drive: NOT a chevvy SSR because thats mineeee
How old is he: older... HEY did u know that girls who date older guys are 10 times more likely to smoke marijiuana?!? its tru u know.
What's his name: brice de nice. no jk its kevin. or brice. OR SIDESHOW MEL
MOREOVER:
Hair color: BRIGHT greeeenn
Eye color: aryan
Height: tall is nice.
Six pack: yes.
Long hair or short: very long. "LIKE BO?!? " said maggie
Glasses: no because glasses suck
Piercings: a lot. but not so many that ur like, a sponge or something.
Eyebrows: yes.
Big butt or little: "guys i love my butt its so biiiiig...so ghettoooO!"
Chest hair: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww greeks!
Buff or skinny: buff because skinny kids remind me of sickly. and ANDDDY
Teeth: theyre nice to have. sometimes.
Section 2
Funny or serious: funny.
Party-hopper or more stay-at-home: i like to partayyy.
Should he be able to bake or cook: shame on any man who can bake.
Does he have a best friend: hes allowed. said maggie.
Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends: well yess. as long as he isnt a lesbian.
Out-going or shy: out going is nice.
Sarcastic or sincere: sarcastic is me.
Does he love his mother: i hate my mother.
Should he watch chick-flicks: chick flicks make the world go round. LIKE CHEESE
Would he be a smoker: be nice with brice
How about a drinking: no. thanks
And swearing:swearing reminds me of sailors. and maggie.
Would he play with your hair: only if by "playing" you mean "shaving it off"
Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time: go for it
Would he pay for you when you're on a date: no.
Does he kiss on the first date: im not a skank.
Where would you go for dinner: WENDYS with maggie itll be like a double date.
Would he buy you flowers: flowers suck
Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies: "i HOPE not" said maggie
Would he write poetry about you: if it was like maggies poetry!!!
Would he use endearments: endearments are....
Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends: be nice with brice!
How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends: gimme le cassee!
Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening: no. doors suck.
Would you hold hands: hang gliding!
Section 3
Does he play soccer: soccer is sometimes fun.
Baseball: baseball rocks. but not the socks. cuz they sock. no wait. they suck
Football: ONLY if it was MELRoSE FOOTBALL!
Basketball: davidd HILTZ
Water polo: i play water polo.
Golf or something equally boring: equally boring!
Does he surf: nummmbbahhh fiiiiiiiive
Skateboard: wooord.
Snowboard: wooord.
Can he sing?: well maybe but it sucks when they sing and they sing bad and theyre trying to impress you like, on the phone or singing to you and ur like ::fake smile:: hehh...goOOODOooooodd!
Play the guitar: yes. guitars are sexy like bert.
Play piano: no! "like ERNIE" said maggie./
Play the drums: drums are sexier than bert. and thats hard.
Can he keep his room clean: if he keeps his room clean like I keep MY room clean.
Is he an artist of sorts: i like artists but not when theyre like, EATING my art and being like, you suck. yes.
Does he write his own music: again, see "can sing"
Does he have pets: pets are nice. as long as theyre not....worms.
Section 4
Does he use the word dude: dude. is...gimme le CASSE
How about tight: TIIIGHHHTSS. oh romeo.
Would he watch the sun rise and set with you: this reminds me of that robert frost poem. which i hate.
What kind of car does he drive: NOT a chevvy SSR because thats mineeee
How old is he: older... HEY did u know that girls who date older guys are 10 times more likely to smoke marijiuana?!? its tru u know.
What's his name: brice de nice. no jk its kevin. or brice. OR SIDESHOW MEL