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[anasyrma]

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[feuillu]

I went to the gyno at my University Health Center a few years ago. I told her I was a virgin and she fucking clapped. I was so creeped out. Like, what, do you fucking boo the girls who come in and say they're sexually active? NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT COOL.

And then she told me I didn't need a pelvic exam.

... Yeah, I'm really glad I finally went to a real gyno, even if it was only this past September. C: She is a really nice lady, too.

[kid8dik]

GUFFAW THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS IMAGE OF THE DOCTOR BOOING THE GIRLS

[redwhiteandhero]

BOO, YOU WHORE.

[nunganunga_k_o]

That is the BEST way to use it in polite conversation.

[inpew]

ahahhahahahahaha

[nunganunga_k_o]

I'm just imagining them being like, "I'm not a virgin, no." and she's like "BOOO, BOOO, another slut up in hurrrr."

[invisicanuck]

WOW THAT IS CLASSY.

BUT MOSTLY CONDESCENDING AND WEIRD.

[redwhiteandhero]

Yeah I was all like "WOOHOO FOR ME, resisting sexual urges that I don't have anyway. THANKS FOR VALIDATING THAT I'M BETTER THAN ALL THEM SLUTS."

[invisicanuck]

Part of the OB/GYN experience is the euphoria of moral superiority, ofc.

[feuillu]

And then she told me about some skank ho she had in here last week with the clap, you should have seen dis bitch, amirite?

[invisicanuck]

... what.

What the fuck???

What is hipaa and proper business etiquette in front of clients, idefk.

[feuillu]

No I made that one up.

[invisicanuck]

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!!

[feuillu]

QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEEEEAAART

[invisicanuck]

no backstreet boys

/shuts down everything