Oskar humor
I love my Swedish friend. He's so fun to talk to.
Regina says:
if you could be one color, what color would you be?
Oskar says:
hmmmmmm
Oskar says:
black I think XD
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
you?
Regina says:
that's so... boring
Regina says:
I'd be... pink
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
I could see you as... red
Regina says:
you should be red, Osk
Oskar says:
hehe
Oskar says:
ok
Oskar says:
then I might be red
Oskar says:
Xd
Regina says:
then you shall
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
I've got a joke for you
Regina says:
why won't seagulls fly over the bay?
Oskar says:
hmmI don't know
Regina says:
because then they would be bagels, and bagels can't fly. (bay-gulls)
Regina says:
harharhar
Oskar says:
hahaha
Regina says:
get it?
Oskar says:
I actually do
Regina says:
that's great!
Regina says:
Whee!!!
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
What's red and looks like a bucket?
Oskar says:
dunno
Regina says:
a red bucket
Regina says:
what's green and looks like a bucket?
Oskar says:
a green bucket?
Regina says:
a red bucket in disguise
Regina says:
^^
Regina says:
harharhar
Oskar says:
hahahahaha
Regina says:
why did the koala fall out of the tree
Oskar says:
don't know
Regina says:
it died
Regina says:
heehee
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
that's a bit bad...
Regina says:
ok
Oskar says:
it kinda was xD
Regina says:
why did the two volcanoes get married?
Oskar says:
I don't know
Regina says:
because they fell in lava
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
you get?
Oskar says:
I get it xD
Oskar says:
but it can be a little hard sometimes since it's in English xD
Regina says:
I would do it in Swedish, but you know...
Oskar says:
to get the point
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
knock knock
Oskar says:
haa
Oskar says:
Regina says:
(say: who's there)
Regina says:
Oskar: who's there?
Oskar says:
hmm
Oskar says:
I get the knock knock
Oskar says:
ah
Oskar says:
we have this one in swedish too I think if it's a joke
Regina says:
ok, say "who's there?"
Regina says:
knock knock
Regina says:
......
Oskar says:
who's there
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
(good job!)
Regina says:
Orange
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
(Say: orange who?)
Oskar says:
orange who?
Oskar says:
XD
Regina says:
orange you going to say banana?
Regina says:
harharhar
Regina says:
I've got another one
Regina says:
knock knock
Oskar says:
who's there?
Regina says:
I don't know
Oskar says:
hmm that was wierd xD
Regina says:
it's not done yet!
Regina says:
(Oskar: I don't know who?
Oskar says:
I don't know who
Regina says:
I told you I don't knnow. Why don't you believe me?
Regina says:
I don't know why that's funny... hmm
Oskar says:
you make me confused
Regina says:
I'm sorry
Oskar says:
hehe
Oskar says:
it's ok xD
Regina says:
I've got another one
Regina says:
what's the national bird of Iraq?
Regina says:
DUCK!
Oskar says:
hahaha
Regina says:
a man walks into a bar. Ouch
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
you know, like, walks into a bar
Oskar says:
I know
Regina says:
not into the building, but runs into it
Regina says:
thus, it hurts...
Oskar says:
hahahah
Oskar says:
I get it
Regina says:
cool! ^-^
Regina says:
Do I annoy you, Osk?
Oskar says:
no, you don't!
Regina says:
Sweet! More jokes then. ^-^
Oskar says:
sure^^
Regina says:
blonde jokes are the best
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
ok, so three women were hiding from the cops
Regina says:
all three of them ran into a barn to hide
Regina says:
they each jump into potato sacks
Regina says:
the police come in and start looking around
Regina says:
they go up to the first sack, where the brunette is hiding. They kick it, and she goes "Ruff ruff!" So they think that there's a dog in the sack
Regina says:
So, they kick the next sack where the redhead is hiding. She goes "meow meow" so they think it's a cat
Regina says:
then they kick the 3rd sack where the blonde is hiding. She thinks for a few seconds, then says "potatoes!"
Oskar says:
hahahahahahha
Regina says:
how do you drown a blonde?
Regina says:
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Oskar says:
I don't get that one
Regina says:
oh, those stickers are smelling stickers
Regina says:
you scratch them with a penny, and they smell like candy
Regina says:
so if you put it at the bottom of a pool, she'll try to smell the sticker
Regina says:
thus inhaling water and drowning
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
I see xD
Regina says:
if you could be one color, what color would you be?
Oskar says:
hmmmmmm
Oskar says:
black I think XD
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
you?
Regina says:
that's so... boring
Regina says:
I'd be... pink
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
I could see you as... red
Regina says:
you should be red, Osk
Oskar says:
hehe
Oskar says:
ok
Oskar says:
then I might be red
Oskar says:
Xd
Regina says:
then you shall
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
I've got a joke for you
Regina says:
why won't seagulls fly over the bay?
Oskar says:
hmmI don't know
Regina says:
because then they would be bagels, and bagels can't fly. (bay-gulls)
Regina says:
harharhar
Oskar says:
hahaha
Regina says:
get it?
Oskar says:
I actually do
Regina says:
that's great!
Regina says:
Whee!!!
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
What's red and looks like a bucket?
Oskar says:
dunno
Regina says:
a red bucket
Regina says:
what's green and looks like a bucket?
Oskar says:
a green bucket?
Regina says:
a red bucket in disguise
Regina says:
^^
Regina says:
harharhar
Oskar says:
hahahahaha
Regina says:
why did the koala fall out of the tree
Oskar says:
don't know
Regina says:
it died
Regina says:
heehee
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
that's a bit bad...
Regina says:
ok
Oskar says:
it kinda was xD
Regina says:
why did the two volcanoes get married?
Oskar says:
I don't know
Regina says:
because they fell in lava
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
you get?
Oskar says:
I get it xD
Oskar says:
but it can be a little hard sometimes since it's in English xD
Regina says:
I would do it in Swedish, but you know...
Oskar says:
to get the point
Oskar says:
hehe
Regina says:
knock knock
Oskar says:
haa
Oskar says:
Regina says:
(say: who's there)
Regina says:
Oskar: who's there?
Oskar says:
hmm
Oskar says:
I get the knock knock
Oskar says:
ah
Oskar says:
we have this one in swedish too I think if it's a joke
Regina says:
ok, say "who's there?"
Regina says:
knock knock
Regina says:
......
Oskar says:
who's there
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
(good job!)
Regina says:
Orange
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
(Say: orange who?)
Oskar says:
orange who?
Oskar says:
XD
Regina says:
orange you going to say banana?
Regina says:
harharhar
Regina says:
I've got another one
Regina says:
knock knock
Oskar says:
who's there?
Regina says:
I don't know
Oskar says:
hmm that was wierd xD
Regina says:
it's not done yet!
Regina says:
(Oskar: I don't know who?
Oskar says:
I don't know who
Regina says:
I told you I don't knnow. Why don't you believe me?
Regina says:
I don't know why that's funny... hmm
Oskar says:
you make me confused
Regina says:
I'm sorry
Oskar says:
hehe
Oskar says:
it's ok xD
Regina says:
I've got another one
Regina says:
what's the national bird of Iraq?
Regina says:
DUCK!
Oskar says:
hahaha
Regina says:
a man walks into a bar. Ouch
Oskar says:
?
Regina says:
you know, like, walks into a bar
Oskar says:
I know
Regina says:
not into the building, but runs into it
Regina says:
thus, it hurts...
Oskar says:
hahahah
Oskar says:
I get it
Regina says:
cool! ^-^
Regina says:
Do I annoy you, Osk?
Oskar says:
no, you don't!
Regina says:
Sweet! More jokes then. ^-^
Oskar says:
sure^^
Regina says:
blonde jokes are the best
Oskar says:
haha
Regina says:
ok, so three women were hiding from the cops
Regina says:
all three of them ran into a barn to hide
Regina says:
they each jump into potato sacks
Regina says:
the police come in and start looking around
Regina says:
they go up to the first sack, where the brunette is hiding. They kick it, and she goes "Ruff ruff!" So they think that there's a dog in the sack
Regina says:
So, they kick the next sack where the redhead is hiding. She goes "meow meow" so they think it's a cat
Regina says:
then they kick the 3rd sack where the blonde is hiding. She thinks for a few seconds, then says "potatoes!"
Oskar says:
hahahahahahha
Regina says:
how do you drown a blonde?
Regina says:
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Oskar says:
I don't get that one
Regina says:
oh, those stickers are smelling stickers
Regina says:
you scratch them with a penny, and they smell like candy
Regina says:
so if you put it at the bottom of a pool, she'll try to smell the sticker
Regina says:
thus inhaling water and drowning
Oskar says:
haha
Oskar says:
I see xD