Aug 02, 2009 23:16
I meant to post a natal day greeting here on July 30th, but anyways. Let us take a moment to give thanks.
Our Father, who art the Governator;
Arnie be thy name.
Thy chopper come;
thy kickass done,
in earth as it is in the not-too-distant-future in a war against killer robots;
Give us this day our daily knives and stabbing weapons.
And help us to terminate
the T-1000 who is trying to terminate us.
And lead us not into Judgment Day;
but deliver us from Skynet.
For the rippling pectorial muscles, the chainguns and the mimetic polyalloy are yours,
forever and ever. Amen.