Fic: 221B - Snake on a plane
Title: Snake on a plane
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 315.
Previous 221b: School of hard knocks
Today's prompt: aeroplane
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Snake on a plane
“I am not going to suck you off in the plane's lavatory. A, there’s no way we both will fit in there and B, don’t even make me think about the sanitary conditions.”
Sherlock only huffs in reply.
“I know you are bored and you hate flying. Can I just say, for the record, that you were the one who agreed to take this case?”
“Because it was either that or introduce you to my mother.”
“Mycroft really knows how to play his cards by now, hu?”
“Sadly, yes.”
They fall silent for a few moments.
“John…”
“You’re still bored? Why don’t you use that brilliant imagination of yours and imagine me sucking you off in the lavatory?”
Sherlock’s eyes light up for a second before he closes them and lets his head fall against the headrest.
John feels very accomplished and opens his paper.
He is only a few paragraphs in when he notices that Sherlock’s breathing is getting heavier and his legs have fallen open. He stares in helpless fascination at the growing bulge under bespoke trousers.
Then he drops the paper when Sherlock opens his mouth and outright moans.
“Ok, fine. Fine!”
“Hm?”
“The loo is still out, but if you keep silent I will jerk you off here.”
“If you insist.”
“Your depravity really knows no bounds.”
Next 221b: House of Horror
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AN:
The prompt was 'aeroplane'.
Yes, the title is very sophisticated. *snorts*
Have a penis snake to make up for it: click
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