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AShatteredGrave: Jesus hates youuu
AShatteredGrave: and meee
AShatteredGrave: Jesus is a mean hate filled person..y'know that?
Mythdude: well, of course he hates you. The other day he said
"Goddamn....I mean, daddamn.......that Mickey is so big of a
retard."
AShatteredGrave: He prolly did..that's why I'm bust a cap in his
ass when I die..hehe
AShatteredGrave: send him to the other-otherside
Mythdude: and he'll shrug it off.
Mythdude: He's jesus dude.
Mythdude: He's stronger than hercules and Gumby combined!
AShatteredGrave: I bet I could kick his ass..I'll tell him to fight like
a man..not a saviour and not use his daddy's powers..
Mythdude: And he'll be like "Shitttt sonnnn, you not man enough
to take me on at full strength?"
AShatteredGrave: That's when I play dirty and shoot him while his
God powers are down
Mythdude: Yeah right! He's got like, 24 hour a day protection.
Its in like, Romans 2:38........"And Jesus smited the romans like
they were n00bs in a quake three match, and he did it without
picking up armor as a testament to his power."
AShatteredGrave: Hah..I'll use CS skillz and wall hack and bullet
hack.
Mythdude: Pussy! :P
Mythdude: Actually.....what if Jesus came back tomorrow, and
wanted to play everyone in the world in like, Double Dash......but
he really sucked?
Mythdude: Would you beat him?
Mythdude: Because, if you did, he could be like "Dude....you so
aren't getting into heaven now."
AShatteredGrave: lol and I'd be like "I'm not going anyway, it'd be
hell for me" then I'd all trick him letting me go to heaven and I'd be
all like "Sucker!" and shoot him with his back turned.
Mythdude: And the holy ghost will leap right in front of him going
"NOOOOO"
Mythdude: But it won't work, cause he's a ghost.
Mythdude: So the bullet would still hit Jesus.
AShatteredGrave: hehe
AShatteredGrave: and meee
AShatteredGrave: Jesus is a mean hate filled person..y'know that?
Mythdude: well, of course he hates you. The other day he said
"Goddamn....I mean, daddamn.......that Mickey is so big of a
retard."
AShatteredGrave: He prolly did..that's why I'm bust a cap in his
ass when I die..hehe
AShatteredGrave: send him to the other-otherside
Mythdude: and he'll shrug it off.
Mythdude: He's jesus dude.
Mythdude: He's stronger than hercules and Gumby combined!
AShatteredGrave: I bet I could kick his ass..I'll tell him to fight like
a man..not a saviour and not use his daddy's powers..
Mythdude: And he'll be like "Shitttt sonnnn, you not man enough
to take me on at full strength?"
AShatteredGrave: That's when I play dirty and shoot him while his
God powers are down
Mythdude: Yeah right! He's got like, 24 hour a day protection.
Its in like, Romans 2:38........"And Jesus smited the romans like
they were n00bs in a quake three match, and he did it without
picking up armor as a testament to his power."
AShatteredGrave: Hah..I'll use CS skillz and wall hack and bullet
hack.
Mythdude: Pussy! :P
Mythdude: Actually.....what if Jesus came back tomorrow, and
wanted to play everyone in the world in like, Double Dash......but
he really sucked?
Mythdude: Would you beat him?
Mythdude: Because, if you did, he could be like "Dude....you so
aren't getting into heaven now."
AShatteredGrave: lol and I'd be like "I'm not going anyway, it'd be
hell for me" then I'd all trick him letting me go to heaven and I'd be
all like "Sucker!" and shoot him with his back turned.
Mythdude: And the holy ghost will leap right in front of him going
"NOOOOO"
Mythdude: But it won't work, cause he's a ghost.
Mythdude: So the bullet would still hit Jesus.
AShatteredGrave: hehe