Jan 05, 2008 02:20
AnarchyOx3: dude
EuDescanso: So
EuDescanso: I was on my way to work this morning
AnarchyOx3: ruh roh
EuDescanso: I've got a cold, not too sick. I get a block from my house and have to fart.
EuDescanso: Cock my ass and push. That wasn't a fart. That was diarrhea.
AnarchyOx3: ><
EuDescanso: so
EuDescanso: I didn't go to work.
EuDescanso: lol
AnarchyOx3: who would?
EuDescanso: Yeah that shit sucked
AnarchyOx3: id be like... well.... thats may day
EuDescanso: Yeah
EuDescanso: Lucky thing is it was the not completely liquid diarrhea. So it all staid between my cheeks until I got home, lol
EuDescanso: But yeah.
That was definitely my day. I came home and cleaned out the trashcans and sat on the toilet with a trashcan in front of me for about an hour.
EuDescanso: How bout you? Any sharts on yer part?
AnarchyOx3: no... not really
EuDescanso: yeah, didn't figure
AnarchyOx3: i stuck out my superviser the other day
EuDescanso: nice
EuDescanso: this one woulda stunk someone out pretty well.
AnarchyOx3: lmao
AnarchyOx3: awsome
AnarchyOx3: i got a fart over the intercom
EuDescanso: NICE!! Damn, I been wantin to do that for years.
AnarchyOx3: i didnt, exactly fart right into it (yet)
AnarchyOx3: but (m)angela was pageing bill, an i let one rip right next to her
AnarchyOx3: all you hear is "Bill Wagner please dial *BWAAAAAAAAAAT*, bill wagner please dial 6223 please"
EuDescanso: lol
EuDescanso: fuckin excellent