ohh life
Life is funny in it's own little way. Here's something maybe only I think is funny. I spilled some coffee on myself today, and instead of swearing, I noticed it was beading up and as I was cleaning it, I realized I was wearing pants that are those stainguard ones(who knew I owned those?) So as the coffee wasn't really hot, it was kinda funny. So I proceeded to make the following joke.
Me: So good news, I tested my pants to see if they were stainguard pants, they are!
Coworker: Did you mean to test your pants in such a manner? or are you redefining the event?
Me: I also tested my coffee cup to see if it was empty, and it was not, however I feel like the act of testing it has changed the cup of coffee
Coworker: Observing changes the outcome. It's physics.
Me: Schroediner's coffee?
Coworker: mmm tastes like dead cat
Me: So good news, I tested my pants to see if they were stainguard pants, they are!
Coworker: Did you mean to test your pants in such a manner? or are you redefining the event?
Me: I also tested my coffee cup to see if it was empty, and it was not, however I feel like the act of testing it has changed the cup of coffee
Coworker: Observing changes the outcome. It's physics.
Me: Schroediner's coffee?
Coworker: mmm tastes like dead cat