Frantic update!!!

Dec 03, 2004 18:14

SANTA IS ON AIM!!!!

Santa.......anagram for Satan........oh the irony

Sn: SantaClaus

*6:12 pm*
SantaClaus: Mrs. Claus IM's me on AIM on my cell phone all the time to check in.

Go2CanadaEH: i dont necessarily care, but thanks for sharing
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: If by christmas spirit you mean youre gonna polish my knob, by all means.......
SantaClaus: Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.

Go2CanadaEH: yeah, youre pussy-whipped like that

*6:25 pm*

Go2CanadaEH: take me santa
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Go2CanadaEH: Am I on your to do list? ;-)
SantaClaus: I'm glad you are getting in the spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: Mmhhmm, you put me in the spirit
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Go2CanadaEH: because, ive got a long, cylindrical gift you can unwrap anytime ;-)
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.

*6:42 pm*

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. It's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away.

Go2CanadaEH: carried away how?
SantaClaus: Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.

Go2CanadaEH: Santa, you are on crack-cocaine
SantaClaus: Of course I am. As long as you believe in me, I will be.

From now until Christmas, i will be chronicling my enlightening conversations with Santa via LJ
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