Dec 03, 2004 18:14
SANTA IS ON AIM!!!!
Santa.......anagram for Satan........oh the irony
Sn: SantaClaus
*6:12 pm*
SantaClaus: Mrs. Claus IM's me on AIM on my cell phone all the time to check in.
Go2CanadaEH: i dont necessarily care, but thanks for sharing
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
Go2CanadaEH: If by christmas spirit you mean youre gonna polish my knob, by all means.......
SantaClaus: Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.
Go2CanadaEH: yeah, youre pussy-whipped like that
*6:25 pm*
Go2CanadaEH: take me santa
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Go2CanadaEH: Am I on your to do list? ;-)
SantaClaus: I'm glad you are getting in the spirit!
Go2CanadaEH: Mmhhmm, you put me in the spirit
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Go2CanadaEH: because, ive got a long, cylindrical gift you can unwrap anytime ;-)
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
*6:42 pm*
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. It's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
Go2CanadaEH: santa
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away.
Go2CanadaEH: carried away how?
SantaClaus: Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
Go2CanadaEH: Santa, you are on crack-cocaine
SantaClaus: Of course I am. As long as you believe in me, I will be.
From now until Christmas, i will be chronicling my enlightening conversations with Santa via LJ