Comments | anarchicq: Old art. Bad art. Stupid comment.

anarchicq

Old art. Bad art. Stupid comment.

Jan 15, 2009 22:56

So I got a comment on an old picture of Drow today. Old meaning it was drawn in 2000 and the first time I drew male nudity...
See? (NSFW)
And here's the comment.

"elves are the fair folk and therefore, have hair only on the top of their head! Second, no foreskin or any sign of circumsion!"

1) This is a pic from 2000, drawn without a refference ( Read more... )

art, my characters: drow

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rrmed January 16 2009, 08:42:33 UTC

Gotta love it when people don't bother to read through the whole damn description and comment on something that's relatively old news *also-victim-of-comment-idiocy high five*

I also enjoy (read: am somewhat annoyed by) those who feel that there's only one way to do anything, and any other interpretation is not merely an interpretation but WRONG. I mean, it's not a gawddamn calculus equation, where there really is only one right way to do it. When artistically representing creatures that, um, DON'T EXIST I don't believe there's only one true way to do that. But don't tell that to this dolt. Just let 'em writhe in the cesspool of their own intellect, or in this case, lack thereof.

Wasted emotion on one not worth putting forth even that much investment. Try to take solace in the probability that this person's probable future cause of death will read "forgot to breathe."

anarchicq January 16 2009, 20:39:55 UTC

OMG Mice don't have tattoos and Foxes can't use guns!

killerangel January 16 2009, 08:48:39 UTC

haha a penis

killerangel January 17 2009, 12:03:48 UTC

i approve, is what i mean by that.

hellebore January 16 2009, 13:04:37 UTC

"i have a whole encyclopedia on elf penis."

uberreiniger January 16 2009, 15:16:48 UTC

I tried that once but the elf said the encyclopedia was heavy and hurting his penis so I took it off.

anarchicq January 16 2009, 20:40:23 UTC

Suicide: That elf was a wimp.

furikku January 16 2009, 15:19:24 UTC

YOUR PRETEND SPECIES IS WRONG!!!

kippurbird January 16 2009, 18:02:51 UTC

His penis isn't circumcised? Is this supposed to be a problem or something? I don't get it.

anarchicq January 16 2009, 20:39:07 UTC

Not circumcised AND he has hair.
Nevermind that Drow isn't a fucking elf. He's just named after dark elves.

But by this argument ....vampires don't sparkle!

kippurbird January 16 2009, 20:45:35 UTC

We already knew vampires don't sparkle. =D

I can get the hair thing though, I mean he does look like an elf etc etc. Circumcision? I don't remember where it says that elves have to be circumcised?

anarchicq January 16 2009, 20:47:45 UTC

I believe he's saying elves aren't born with a foreskin at all.

...The only way I can think to decide this is by having my elves compare dicks and I really, really don't want to do that.

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