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Wherein Naphy Somehow Ties Fandom to Howler Monkeys, Underwear, and Celery

Jan 30, 2007 15:25

-Waves an initial hello to the talented Big Name Fans on her F-list, none of the following of which applies to them-

There are many, many rants and instructional essays on how to make friends with BNFs/become a BNF/survive being a BNF/tell if you are a BNF/Cassie Claire.

But what if, like me, you're too lazy indifferent bunny-enslaved 'cautious' ( Read more... )

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I'm having vague recollections of vampire celery.... yorath January 31 2007, 04:25:23 UTC

How about you write something involving tentacles, animals, dead people and Jar Jar Binks? no socks please

...because if you don't, I will. mwhahaha

The Celery Stalks at Midnight anaphalis January 31 2007, 04:33:45 UTC

Bunnicula! That was one of my favourite stories...

How about you write something involving tentacles, animals, dead people and Jar Jar Binks?

The Hogwarts Squid wishes to kindly tell you that he has *much* better taste in partners. If you wish to write such a travesty please to not be sharing with the poor traumatized animal. Think of the suckers!

Revenge of the Rutabaga yorath January 31 2007, 05:10:16 UTC

Mine too...
Woah! Check out the wiki!

Bunnicula Meets Edgar Allan Crow! 2006! Woo!

The Hogwarts Squid wishes to kindly tell you that he has *much* better taste in partners.
You make it sound like it eats them... in an ingesting sort of way.

'Doobie' perhaps? I've heard it told that he can get a hold of some mighty impressive wands.

If you wish to write such a travesty please to not be sharing with the poor traumatized animal.

Travesty?! Neigh, it would be a tapestry!
H.S. Quid covers both the mellifluous appendages and the animaltastic side of things.
The potter-verse is full of non-squick Teflon ghosts...
Heck, Jar Jar Blinks could be a genie with two bottles.

Think of the suckers!
One born every minute!

Lettuce be Thankful anaphalis January 31 2007, 05:54:19 UTC

You make it sound like it eats them... in an ingesting sort of way.

That would certainly hit an interesting level of squick 0_0

'Doobie' perhaps? I've heard it told that he can get a hold of some mighty impressive wands.

Damn you. Mightily. And for goodness sake, no bad wand puns.

As for your suggestions, the Potter-verse is basically squick pairing land supreme. There are just too many options.

genie with two bottles.

No more puns. Please.

aSPARagUS your troubles yorath January 31 2007, 06:24:43 UTC

That would certainly hit an interesting level of squick 0_0

Hey, if Captain Jack Sparrow can do it...

And for goodness sake, no bad wand puns.
'cause they're bad to the bone, eh?
As opposed to what? Good wand puns? "My wand is 1007 millimetres!"

There are just too many options.

That's what orgies are for!

No more puns. Please.

Alright, nothing to it! Get it? "nothing<->no more" huh? huh?! ... *sigh*

If you carrot all, you'll listen anyways... anaphalis January 31 2007, 06:40:49 UTC

Hey, if Captain Jack Sparrow can do it...

Some part of me really wants to see that now. Some other part of me is busily trying to stifle that part with a Dobby sock.

"My wand is 1007 millimetres!"

And how much time do you need to spend polishing that

That's what orgies are for!

Believe me, the fandom's already figured that out... -Shudders at thought of animagus/animal/ghost/enchanted object fic she is sure is out there-

Alright, nothing to it!

You deserve pun-ishment.

"Pardon me? I was busy taking a leek." ...thief! yorath January 31 2007, 23:34:50 UTC

me really wants to see that now.

The Kraken!

...and inside numerous calamari!fics

trying to stifle that part with a Dobby sock.

...and considering what happens to Dobby and his sock, that part must be really enjoying its stifling. Now that's what I call putting a sock in it.

how much time do you need to spend polishing that

It varies, but I do need to rub it down daily!

-Shudders at thought

That was a 'Bad' shudder, right?

You deserve pun-ishment.

How unjust! That pisses me off! Urine trouble now!
sorry, sorry. I think my stock of bodily humor has PEEtered out now. Never to come again!

sudden death of the innocent by-reader... lettuce now braise famous men slashfairy February 19 2007, 03:47:54 UTC

i needed this kind of laughter so much tonight...

and the unanticipated bonus points for reading metafandom continue to accumulate!

/apologizes for unadulterated jocularity-watching/

didn't expect you to turnip here. yorath February 19 2007, 05:24:00 UTC

I read the title and thought you were a spam-bot for a sec. >_<
those words make no logical sense! Oh, wait...
-sigh-

Welp, apology accepted. :P

Re: didn't expect you to turnip here. slashfairy February 19 2007, 05:26:25 UTC

eeps sorry! i forget about spambots. no, just an appreciative gardener in the weedy world of writing.

Berry sorry. yorath February 19 2007, 05:44:31 UTC

eek! Didn't mean to be mean about meat-byproduct-bots. It was more a comment about how tired my brain were.

Geh! So close to not making a 'hoe' joke. Dang.

sow you say slashfairy February 19 2007, 06:10:53 UTC

do i hafta stop laffin'? do i? hunh? cuz i's just about brined and pickled here with the laffin' 'til i'm cryin' thing.

hay, it ain't sow yorath February 19 2007, 07:55:22 UTC

Once again, I prove that I am so very apt to make babies cry. Go me.

In any case, you shall persevere! Or preserve? I always get those mixed up.

Re: hay, it ain't sow slashfairy February 19 2007, 07:58:54 UTC

I'm gonna preserve the good feelin's this thread's sewn in my evenin's statistics studies, you can bet on that. Thanks for playin' along. The odds of this evening's work being lightened up by LJ were low but have been substantially raised by you.

I've been able to work without loafin' around, in a good humor without hitting the bar.

(that however has broke the bank, i do b'lieve. blessings on your head, oh humor-ready one!)

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