006 }{ if you don't do anything worthwhile

[ananticlimax]

What does anyone here know about treating lycanthropy?

Does anyone know about meditation and biofeedback and things? Like mind over matter?

Also does anyone here know where I can get some Goo Gone? Because I sort of wrote my name on my guitar and that stuff works pretty good.

I kind of want these pants.

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[downrightlinear]

Oz. No.

[ananticlimax]

What did I do?

[downrightlinear]

The pants? Not even a blind grandma would wear those.

[ananticlimax]

My grandma would wear those.

[downrightlinear]

Is she blind?

[ananticlimax]

Come to think of it, I'm not sure. I've never asked.

[downrightlinear]

I think you'd notice if she was.

[ananticlimax]

She calls me Maxine sometimes.

[downrightlinear]

You never told me that's what Oz was short for.

[ananticlimax]

It's not.

[downrightlinear]

Well then you've got no reason to be wearing those pants.

[ananticlimax]

I like them.

It isn't a very good reason but I feel it falls under the definition of reason.

[downrightlinear]

MC Hammer liked his pants, too, and you don't see those gearing up for a comeback. I don't think awful pants would help with that time of the month for you much either, but I could be wrong.

[ananticlimax]

Well the pants aren't related to my monthly problem.

Although maybe they would keep vampires away?

[downrightlinear]

The ones I know are allergic to bad taste. Except Spike.

[ananticlimax]

You know, everyone always says Spike reminds them of Billy Idol. I think he's more of a Sid Vicious. I mean-- it makes sense. Sid changed his name to something more intimidating, too. He was originally John Simon Ritchie.