best conversation....EVOR!!!

Dec 15, 2004 00:59


courtesy of the majestic donogoblin



'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

that would make you the coolest person alive...literally. i'd have to get your autograph

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

you mean you don't want it?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

i have to get my posters printed up first

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

ohhh yeah....if you want till next halloween you can have one of me dressed as frankNfurter

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

if i manage to keep up the pace in getting in shape

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

well, i want one of you with a heart around your face. one of you posing with a surfboard looking like a "cool dude". and one of you punching a shark in the face

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i think i love you

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

those would be the coolest pics of me ever!

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

i know!

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

do it up!

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

the ladies will be all up ons

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i'll see what i can do over the holidays yo

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i would be all over that

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

then you can have your own magazine a la tiger beat

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

you've givin me alot to think about tonight hammertime

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

your career as a teen heart throb

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

slash shark puncher

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i did not know it till just this instant...that is the carrer i want!

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

teen heartthrob/shark puncher

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

thats the coolest soundin job

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

it nearly trumps my rockstar/astronaut/princess

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

its up there somehere

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

somewhere

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

perhaps you need another slash to add to your title

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

you can be a triple threat just like me!

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

should i figure that one out fer myself? or should you drop another on me?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

i can name random things and you can tell me to stop when you see something you like

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

how bout my handle?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

i think you have to be chosen or elected

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

but look into that

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

yeah i think ur right

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

hornet groomer?

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

naw i dont care for that

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

nobel prize winner for chemistry?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

emu farmer

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

lotion tester?

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

well i am a priest and doctor

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i should throw that into the mix

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

yeah. i forgot about that

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

you dont mind if i photoshop those pics fer ur poster do ya?

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

or should i go out and actually punch an innocent shark in the face?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

go photohsop. sharks are hard to come by these days

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

specialy in ontario

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

no sharks in lake eerie?

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

if there is....there keeping a real low profile....probally only come out at night to take out their garbage and such

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

yeah. i bet people wouldn't want sharks as neighbours

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

i would...especially if it's a robot shark]

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

or a super intelligent sitcom writter shark

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

oooo!! or a hooker with a heart of gold shark?

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

george burns reincarnated as a shark

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark made of caramel

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a wise crackin cartoon shark

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that's allergic to red meat

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark thats obbessed with the ab roller

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that tapes every episode of c.h.i.ps

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark thats been ostrasised from his own community because he hangs around with the no goodnick smokking monkeys

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that cut off his own fin in order to try to live his life as a human

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark that all the other sharks think is crazy because this shark keeps jumping in time to his past and future

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark with recurrring dreams about being punched in the face by a guy with a septum piercing

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

i like that one

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark that invented ska music

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark with unusually bushy eyebrows

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark that is completly inverted

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark whose diet consists soley of ayn rand books

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark that has a university degree in philosophy but works at walmart as a greeter and lives in his parents basement

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that wears girls pants and dyes his hair black and cries while listening to converge

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark fairy

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

the shark that who loved me

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

nice!

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark composed entirely of zinc

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark who loves football and porno and books about war, but is completely gay

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark that was the bases for the movie "

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

Dude, wheres my car"

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

the shark who brought us "waiting to exhale"

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark thats so fast its actually two sharks

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

lol

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that moved to l.a in hopes of making it big and now it sucks cock for bus fare

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the 9000 year old Highlander shark

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark who voted for bush but now fears they may have made the wrong choice since it has just now become apparent that he is incompetent

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

GNOME SHARK!!

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

sharky! the flatulent clown!!!

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

LOL

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

and sharkys nemeisis La Shark! the shark mime

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark who can tell moments before that you're going to sneeze

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark who ruins every movie by yelling advice to the characters on the screen

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that drinks lighter fluid and breathes flames

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark that jagermeister comes from

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark that excretes mountain dew

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark which tina fey has a restraining order on

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a shark who hates depeche mode

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

the shark who IS depeche mode

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

the shark who cracks nuts for elderly people with arthritis

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

a shark made out of lego blacoks which are in fact little sharks themselves

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

lol

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

blocks i meant

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

a lonely shark who joined a dating service over the internet and met a nice girl and they had a few dates and after their fourth date, they finally slept together but then she was hit by a car the next day, so he killed himself by slitting his wrists like a sissy

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

woooo i dont think im willing to try and top that

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

is there somthing wrong with us?

i'm an earthquake wrapped in a hurricane, nestled in a box of tsunamis says:

no. everyone else sucks

Evil Robotic Jesus says:

how long did we do that?
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