May 03, 2007 23:07
Have just returned from Safeway, having purchased a disturbingly high number of single-serve breakfast and lunch products. Even the porridge counts against me, as it was a single box filled with individually apportioned sachets. A basket like that clearly says something about me:
I am Single and Employed.
The young man ahead of me had a trolley loaded with what must have been close to twice his own bodyweight in rice. What this says about him is equally clear:
I am About to Steal This Trolley.