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so i have some serious senioritis. right now i should be working on one of my papers or essays or math or reading or something. but no. i only went to two days of school last week. awesome. my cousin got married on friday. she's pregnant right now and on the way into the cathedral there was a car parked right outside with a bumper sticker reading "chastity" in bold letters. now that's ironic. my mom made me go stand in front of it so my grandma wouldn't see it and make yet another comment to my cousin about how it's so awful for the first of her grandchildren to be married in this way. i feel so bad for colleen because half of the family has called her up and told her that she's basically a horrible, immoral person. she stopped answering the phone.
the wedding was a lot of fun though. seeing high strung uncles dance=entertaining. my uncle jim and i really had some moves out on the floor i'm telling you. my mom i also such a bad dancer. so my cousin colin thought that the maid of honor was colleen's friend because that's what it said in the program, but sadly, the maid of honor got appendicitis and was in the hospital, so my other cousin maureen stepped in instead. so colin was sitting there with his brother pat and nudged him, and was like, hey man, whose the maid of honor she's really hot. eliciting a response from pat, something like, "man that's your cousin. that's mo, dude, what's wrong with you?!?" so then colin proceeds to tell everyone in the family that it happened the other way around. that pat thought mo was hot. ahh yes. my family is incestual.
the wedding was a lot of fun though. seeing high strung uncles dance=entertaining. my uncle jim and i really had some moves out on the floor i'm telling you. my mom i also such a bad dancer. so my cousin colin thought that the maid of honor was colleen's friend because that's what it said in the program, but sadly, the maid of honor got appendicitis and was in the hospital, so my other cousin maureen stepped in instead. so colin was sitting there with his brother pat and nudged him, and was like, hey man, whose the maid of honor she's really hot. eliciting a response from pat, something like, "man that's your cousin. that's mo, dude, what's wrong with you?!?" so then colin proceeds to tell everyone in the family that it happened the other way around. that pat thought mo was hot. ahh yes. my family is incestual.