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May 08, 2013 22:25

sad and lonely post that isn't being commentspammed for natsukashii riyuu at all.

commentspam gets its own tag now

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anamuan May 9 2013, 02:27:03 UTC
OK GUYS SOMEONE HELP ME
RN I'M IN LOVE WITH SAKURAI SHO AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT

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tinyangl May 9 2013, 02:27:26 UTC
BUT WHY IS THIS A BAD THING?

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anamuan May 9 2013, 02:30:05 UTC
BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND HE'S AN IDIOT

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tinyangl May 9 2013, 02:31:20 UTC
i'm sorry but THAT IS THE SAME REASON WHY I LOVE YAMAPI. i dont' see anything wrong with this picture. (and ha! pointless. HA)

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anamuan May 9 2013, 02:34:10 UTC
...have you been keeping secrets from me re you and yamapi's upcoming nuptials?

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tinyangl May 9 2013, 02:38:04 UTC
don't u know? rhey and i are having a joint wedding. (OLD JOKE OH GOD.)

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anamuan May 9 2013, 02:40:35 UTC
rhey how could you not have told me sooner :((((((( i want to be by your side as you marry your dearest kazu-chan~

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sinonymity May 9 2013, 02:28:26 UTC
SO. arashi prompts? i will even be nice and not prompt het if you like. *beams*

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anamuan May 9 2013, 02:31:58 UTC
yes please

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sinonymity May 9 2013, 02:39:09 UTC
arashi - if they really lived together (ala share house)
jun/aiba - chiba-style
sho/nikki (oops i het-ed) - twins

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anamuan May 9 2013, 03:36:44 UTC
"Sakurai Sho, I swear, if I were mobile right now, I would kill you. I can't believe you did this to me. You're the worst human I know!" Nikki swears, but she doesn't yell, which somehow makes it all the more terrifying.

Sho squeezes her hand while simultaneously trying to get as far behind the edge of the ER bed as possible. "I'm pretty sure we did this together. It wasn't one-sided," he reminds her.

"Fuck you, that was before we knew it was twins!" she snarls at him, before her whole face collapses into a pathetic grimace of pain. Sho pets her kind of awkwardly about the hairline. It's completely ineffectual, but he obviously means well, and Nikki remembers in a kind of rush of helpless affection why she likes him: somehow or another, despite everything, he's a complete failure. "Ok, fine," she grumbles, like she can do anything about twins mid-labour. "But next time, seriously, you are carrying them. I am done with this shit."

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tinyangl May 9 2013, 03:39:52 UTC
dying dying dying. LOVE THIS. ♥♥

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anamuan May 9 2013, 04:07:48 UTC
i feel like that was one of the weirder things i've ever written

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sinonymity May 9 2013, 03:41:11 UTC
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA A+ FOREVER. ♥♥♥♥♥

Sakurai Nikki. :D

Sho pets her kind of awkwardly about the hairline
but seriously this is like the extent of all men's comforting abilities WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS MEN.

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anamuan May 9 2013, 03:43:43 UTC
Nikki is almost certainly keeping her last name. Well. maybe for sho.....

lol maybe we could just fight about what the kids' last names would be. one each? twins dakara

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THAT. it's like no one ever taught them how to make people feel better.

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anamuan May 9 2013, 03:41:44 UTC
"That's right, baby," Aiba declares, sunglasses on and nodding his head like a douche. 'Baby' is in English, of course. "I'm taking you out--Chiba-style!"

MatsuJun rolls his eyes and steals his sunglasses back. "You look like an idiot, and you've been watching too many bad American movies with Sho."

Aiba bursts into laughter. It takes him a while to collect himself, but when he does, he says, "Ok, ok, but seriously! We're going out! I've got a great date planned for us, all day."

"In Chiba?" MatsuJun asks, skeptical. As if there isn't great food or a lot of fun things to do in Chiba.

"Yup! Though I promise that there will be no trap holes at the end of ours."

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