Title: Cobb's Catchphrase of the Week
Author:
anamuanFandom, Pairing: Inception. Team fic, essentially, but implied Arthur/Eames and Cobb/Saito if you squint.
Word Count: 915 words.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Cobb navigates life through the mottos he adopts for the people he cares about. Everyone else just puts up with it, more or less.
Note: I really don't have an excuse for this. Totally cracky. This is me thinking I'm funny, essentially, when I'm not.
(
Have you called to kill me? I've been waiting for someone...)