Day-maker :D!

[anamuan]

1. Copy this text: pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk

2. Paste into Google Translate

3. Translate from German to German
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4. Click "Listen"

5. Enjoy.